Entonces

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

Reblog to save a life

if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

I don't need AI to write. I can create fake scenarios in my head perfectly fine myself.

hey it does not matter if you failed a 1000 times and had to start over a 1000 times. it doesn't make you a failed person. it makes you a person who never gave up. you deserve the rest and the love and the care and the success.

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

you can already be proud of yourself. you don’t need to achieve anything, look a certain way or become this person you have in mind to be proud of who you are. your existence is already something to be proud of

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

i think the way the book became 3rd person pov when kim dokja got off the train is one of the most fucking genius literary moves ive seen in years

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house