Telling The tRuth

forgive and forget? no. resent and remember #mygrudge

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

its a cliche but im a slut for when a character is introduced as super chill and goofy and then you later find out theyre chill and goofy because theyre too powerful to be touched. the level 100 wizard whos already figured out everything and is just vibing now. big fan.

i like doing science and i do not like doing science.

dragons are a protected species so if one of them gets comfy in your bed it’s federally illegal for you to move her

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

dragon/princess yeah but what about dragon/communist revolutionaries

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

much like horses, the biggest dragon breeds tend to be the gentlest and friendliest dragons. working with draft breed dragons is nice because they’re pretty unlikely to actually hurt you out of malice or annoyance. you’re more likely to get injured when they just lay down on you to demand attention, as many hapless handlers quickly learn

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

every time i see a woman i’m like good for her. coolest girl alive

this was meant to say every time i see a woman riding a skateboard but also yes