Be Not Afraid

I love MASH as it is but I gotta say I wish Alan Alda was allowed to kiss a guy sloppy style onscreen. Hawkeye is bisexual you heard it here last

one thing i love about ashnikko is how she never hesitates to talk about shit that's totally normal but people find gross. "i shave my hairy toes for you" like yes. bitches (me) be having hairy toes and i appreciate that being represented thank you queen

sleep-deprived Hawkeye saying "I must be obvious or something" about men propositioning him is frankly more damning than any of the jokes he makes in his right mind

He’s an alcoholic, he’s an only child, he has C-PTSD, he’s depressed, he loves his dad, he was drafted into a war, he’s from Crabapple Cove, he does crazy things to keep everyone sane, he has black hair, he’s the best surgeon in Korea, he’s an only child but sometimes has a sister, he loves the theatre, he age regresses, he used to love reading Hemingway but now can’t understand why anyone would glorify war, he’s good with kids, he has a sense of humour, he uses it to cope, he sleeps around, he’s probably in love with his best friend (both of them), he’s actively anti-racist, anti-war, anti-military, anti-gun, he associates himself with known communists, and he protected a gay kid in the army…Hawkeye Pierce everybody.