gallagher my beautiful wife

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

NEEDLE FELTING?????

I had a baby blanket in these colors that my grandmother crocheted for me. Apparently it was a popular tricolor yarn (at least in rural USian South, I'm told) for baby blankets, back when you didn't know the baby's gender eight months in advance. Maybe I'm just weird but somehow I like how that all fits together, that before there was a trans flag the flag yet existed, as a warm embrace that said, welcome to the world, you beautiful child, whomever you may become.

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

Creating ships for the tax write-off

Creating ships to get that fucking whale.

creating ships to wedge into the Suez canal and disrupt global shipping