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Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

I went to a concert the cast of Come From Away was doing at the W hotel in Times Square - EVERYONE GOT DRUNK (including myself) - David Hein and Irene Sankoff sang a song from the new untitled musical they are working on. and it’s EMOTIONAL AS FUCK. - The CFA cast threw their shoes at Tamika Lawerence because Q mentioned the first time she heard Tamika sing in Rent Off-Broadway at New World Stages she wanted to throw her shoe at Tamika’s throat because she was so good. - Astrid sang My Heart Will Go On and forgot the words - David sang a old song he wrote inspired by him seeing a sparrow trapped in the Toronto subway system and EVERYONE cried. - Petrina sang traditional Newfoundland music LIKE A FUCKING BOSS - Tony LePage sang a song from Rock of Ages COMPLETELY smashed and the entire CFA cast drunkenly sang along with him. - Julie Reiber was so drunk that she was slurring her words while chatting with me and my friend and kept hugging both of us. - Tony LePage tackled me after the show and kissed my cheek. - TAMIKA LAWRENCE KNOWS WHO I AM BECAUSE OF MY INSTAGRAM

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