Teensy Tea Time

If you are beginning your semester of school this upcoming week or sometime soon; I am wishing that you transition smoothly into your academic environment. I hope that you develop comfortable relationships with your professors and instructors. I pray any financial burdens that have arisen be resolved timely and easily.

Mom priorities

@biomechanicalfishhorror @ocoree @gallusrostromegalus

Y'all wanna see a weird cucumber illuminati cup I found at the thrift shop?

Item: Chalice of the Cucumber Illuminati

red hot silly peppers :)

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.

ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao

@thebattyblacklolita

On brand ™