I Am Fur on Fire

Luke Skywalker, banging pots and pans together: ORGANIZED RELIGION IS A SCAM, JUST SMOKE WEED

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

A glass that pushes cat off of counters

This is it. Peak humor

oh so when the newsies tap dance in a restaurant they’re “cool” and “talented” but when I do it I’m “making a scene” and “no longer welcome at olive garden”

I fell of my chair laughing 

Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!

He didnt penetrate you. You engulfed him.

I’m the girl giving the pep talk