♡ teefyjaacks ♡

the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline

#you have to know the rules so you can break them with intention and precision#otherwise your work will never be truly transformative

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

If I had a nickel for every time a blonde, flamboyant queer man with a love for books has abandoned his gothy, grumpy, "evil" love interest with a love for black leather pants, to return to his old life after said love interest kissed him, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.