Aspiring to Inspire

Me: Calls the cops

This image is cursed, but not toward you, rather against any that try to wrong you.

THIS IMAGE IS A WARD

no one wants to hear it but love is earned after the initial infatuation. commitment is something u both mutually agree to and then from there it’s work. it’s not work like it’s a chore it’s jus work like it takes effort. to get good at these things takes practice. it takes practice to learn to communicate better and it takes practice to learn to love each other in the ways u need to be loved.

Worth the read my oh my

you weren’t a “well behaved” child you had anxiety and were terrified of conflict

lol well fuck

raccoons make no sense because they will leave your birdseed and garbage and garden and compost pile alone but they WILL open a barrel and pull out an empty 5 gallon gas canister and unscrew the lid and leave it in your yard and also untie the dog tether from your porch beam for no reason

god gave them hands but not shame

It is a beautiful night, and you are a horrible raccoon

why would he eat like that

the hunger

The cronch goblin

me at the craquer barrél when they bring my mac and cheese out

Use your white privilege

When you are wondering if someone is gay and you look for hints such as the Gay Glance™ and the Gay Stare™.

Taron has big dick energy for not shifting his glance

He did great.

A good job

Talented

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

Sorry guys but she’s back and I’m not risking it

I’m reblogging only because fuck you I love Madame Zeroni

I feel like this is the realest most exposing moment of the 21st century