halt! who goes there?

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

Happy pride month to him

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

the sheep with the white wool and black faces are so cutes

got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

Writes a poem about my tortured childhood and the words come off the page to say “hey man, that shit was fucked. None of that should’ve happened to you.” My eyes are starting to tear up as the words continue to speak their own poetry “your dad should never had putyou in the baby crushing machine. It was wrong, you were so young.. too young”

You have to understand I am the way I am cause I was crushed ad a baby 👶 they crushed me

youll be typing the url of one of your beloved mutuals into the search bar on this app and itll first recommend you a Tumblr Community with 2 people in it called like Nova Scotia Scrap Metal Enthusiasts

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful