a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

That’s just how black cats be

“are u okay?” no i need more money

i got suspended from twitter for saying that lesbians should just start killing people so i'd like everyone here to know lesbian or not you should just start killing people

i love that the english language has evolved in such a way that saying “shit fucks” is a positive thing

[ID: Tumblr tags that say, “#shit and fuck are a good couple #shit fucks: its v good #shit’s fucked: this is broken or inoperable or the situation is bad #shit fuck: i have forgotten/missed something important or made a mistake #fuck that shit: rejection or refusal #fucking shit: v similar to shit fuck but angy #no one does it like them” /End ID]

“Fuck” is the only word in the English language that can function as six of the eight parts of speech.