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This pleases me

omg i want a barbie that says EAT LEAD, COBRA

I support gay rights and gay lefts, I support gay ups and downs, basically any direction a gay can go

chill it’s cos your rare

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

It got better

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

NO BUT REAL TALK OK I WENT TO SCHOOL IN GEORGIA AND I EVEN HAD TEACHERS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULDN’T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN BECAUSE IT WAS THE DEVIL’S BIRTHDAY AND I GOT SUSPENDED FOR 4 DAYS BECAUSE I WROTE AN ESSAY ENTITLED “You’re All Dumb, The Devil Wasn’t Even Born: The Story of All Hallow’s Eve” AND I TALKED ABOUT THE HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN, HOW IT WAS A PAGAN CELEBRATION TO VENERATE AND APPEASE THE DEAD AND HOW THE DEVIL WAS TECHNICALLY AN ANGEL THAT WAS CAST FROM HEAVEN AND BECAUSE ANGELS WERE CREATED BY GOD THEY WEREN’T BORN THEREFORE THE DEVIL COULDN’T HAVE A BIRTHDAY. MY PRINCIPAL WAS SO CONCERNED FOR ME BECAUSE I WAS IN 3RD GRADE AND HE GOT MAD AT MY MOM FOR RAISING SUCH A “DISRESECTFUL, HEDOONISTIC CHILD”. SHE BOUGHT ME ICECREAM AND LET ME WATCH CARTOONS WHILE I WAS OUT OF SCHOOL.

THIS. ABSOLUTELY THIS

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

remEMBER THAT PHINEAS AND FERB ARE STEP BROS (OR HALF BROS I CANT REMEMBER) I THINK PHINEAS’ REAL DAD HAS BEEN NOW FOUND