"Have you SEEN sheep??"

anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizonal, but I need more horizonal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

Sexting like “makes sense. sounds good to me.”

"let's circle back to the topic of the balls"

yeah I'm a fag. what about it . shows you a little boucy ball from my pocket with a giant bite taken out of it. now scram. ass hole

uh, source?

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

Of all posts to see with a million notes, I’m glad it’s this one.