I Hate All These Choices

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

The psychological thriller of figuring out what you want and what you’re going to do about it

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

Adding ROOTY TOOT TOOT to my bedroom talk repertoire

It is, quite literally, the cocaine, and King himself has said that openly

nonthreatening suffragette boy just sent you a daguerrotype of his penis