Technical Mushrooms

The world may be full of hate and despair but it’s also full of backstage technicians who secretly are wearing really fun socks under their stage blacks

She spike on my tape ‘til I roll

Theatre technicians can and will go through TSA with the wildest shit

Heard someone say “leko” today referring to an ERS and i viscerally reacted

An apple a day does not, in fact, keep the doctor away. Spiders Georg is now eating upwards of 2,000 apples a day and refuses to seek medical attention

“If we keep up with this level of haze, we’re going to rename this show Into the High School Bathroom.” -Prop Captian

wow, all these beautiful stock image women who happen to have OFs are so into my technical theatre shitposts

In her 2008 hit “Circus,” Britney Spears claims “There’s only two types of people in this world: those who entertain and those who observe.” However, there is a third type of person: the elusive, exhausted technician. In this essay I will