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anyone wanna guess what this doesthedogdie tie is for?

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thaaaat’s right!

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this is kind of a gold mine

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Another one that tickled me

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btw if any of you had an account on a coloring page app with a social component back in like 2018 where you rp'ed as Leo Valdez and briefly befriended a weird girl with an amur leopard pfp in your comment sections, know that I still remember you and hope that you are doing well 🫶

#looking back I think that was my first social media lol

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#I truly never know what i'm going to get when I open this textbook #this is the weenie speed textbook. btw.#tumblrstake

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the rich young ruler discovers chatgpt

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They were right things really do be coming to pass.

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and it came to pass and it didst not stop coming to pass

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I need more LDS mutuals. I have a truly terrible Mormon pun to inflict upon you.

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Inflict it. And then I will share it with my Mormon mutuals.

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Okay. So, Lehi was of the tribe of Joseph through Manasseh, right? And there's a lot of scriptural evidence that he and his sons were metalworkers. Does that make them an entire family of Joseph smiths?

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The extremely Mormon urge to be as loud and and joyful and friendly and kind and weird as possible vs the other extremely Mormon urge to be quiet and unobtrusive and avoid getting exterminated

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Un-dwells in your tent

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Don’t get me wrong, Abinadi is wise in the ways of the Lord, but... there’s a reason Wisdom and Intelligence are two different stats. 🐉

DM: roll stealth

Abinadi: uh... 17.

DM: it’s been two years and no one recognizes you, you successfully re-enter the city

...on the very next turn...

DM: okay, someone comes up and asks what you’re doing here. roll deception

Abinadi: ......1

DM: you tell him your name and immediately begin preaching repentance. you are arrested

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[shows up seven months late with Starbucks]

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i don't know what this is but probably the rest of you will appreciate it

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we don't talk enough about the fact that Emma absolutely roasted Joseph for the sake of defending the Book of Mormon

I mean, can you imagine saying that your husband is completely incompetent at something, and then millions of people over the next couple centuries enthusiastically quoting you on it? Imagine Joseph right now, in the spirit world, just sitting down in defeat because another Sunday School teacher just proudly proclaimed that he couldn't write for crap. how often do you think he asks Emma why she had to phrase it like that

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That's how you know they were Married

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M. Russell Ballard, President of the Quorum of the 12 Apostles has passed away. While I remember many of the words he spoke, I thought a few in particular should be posted here:

"I want anyone who is a member of the church who is gay or lesbian to know I believe you have a place in the kingdom and recognize that sometimes it may be difficult for you to see where you fit in the Lord’s Church, but you do. We need to listen to and understand what our LGBT brothers and sisters are feeling and experiencing. Certainly, we must do better than we have done in the past so that all members feel they have a spiritual home where their brothers and sisters love them and where they have a place to worship and serve the Lord."

"We condemn, in the strongest terms, bullying or harassment of any kind. Every person is a child of God. Everyone is entitled to love and respect. The reason that the Church supported the LoveLoud Festival, here in Utah County, was to send a strong message that LGBT youth or anyone else should never be mistreated"

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teenagers loopholing around parental convention in order to join ancient blood feud incident, 0 dead 2000 injured

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Mosiah 12:1, Abinadi comes to the people of King Noah in disguise, ca. 148 BCE, colorized

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Do not waste time bothering whether you “love” your neighbor; act as if you did. As soon as we do this we find one of the great secrets. When you are behaving as if you loved someone you will presently come to love him.

C.S. Lewis

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