A child of God. Beginning fanfic writer on AO3 who is practicing her skills here. Working on a bigger project of an eventual crossover between (in order) Marvel, DC, and Star Wars. Would love your ideas and opinions. Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.
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kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.
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#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac
tags by @gallusrostromegalus
I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size.
Yes, he is five times her age.
Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.
Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.
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WE ARE SO BACK @karlyanalora hopefully I can get back in the habit of posting these
Link to last time (man I should make an index for these suckers)
back to humans and we have new artist…
I'm gonna skip most of this but it's Sarah + Bridge meeting Spike
Bridge wonders if the giant robots are controlling the weather
ANYWAYS we finally get it established that yeah Sarah is in charge
so I guess I did the writer a disservice earlier
Spike tells them about his Secret Mission to blah blah blah I don't really care I'm gonna skip if you're all ok
"cool movie action hero"
Brass: this really is dark plots and psychological horror randomly cut with the most clown shoes action movie
back over to Cybertron and the Cybertronians, which is what we're all here for
Mirage is sitting on the edge of the roof, his back to us. Ironhide approaches him
Ironhide: Mirage, I, uh, can we talk?
they got Mirage all fixed up btw (from how Ironhide nearly beat him entirely to death)
they found a CR chamber
I would say at least he tried but really I think part of it was him trying to get absolved of his feelings of guilt. Which he did not receive.
And thus begins Ironhide's extremely long character arc!
but now, over to Ratchet, Kup, and Optimus' comatose body
Ratchet is updating Kup on the state of things
the problem they're having is they have like, zero morale right now
the next thing out of Kup's mouth is: We need Prime
I know someone has made this joke before probably, but if Cybertron doesn't have clowns, then how do you explain Galvatron?
Ratchet then says Kup needs to accept the fact that Optimus might not survive this whole thing
now everything flips back over to the humans
so Spike needed to get this Special Gun to shoot Megatron with
they go on a mission to find the Special Gun
mission success, they got the Special Gun
and they're being chased by uh, I think Rumble. Or Frenzy. One of them.
Spike steals a motorcycle and Rumble chases him only to get shot in the face with a grenade
he collapses to the ground, partially on fire
but then...
and we're back to the Autobots
Blurr is asking what the point of this is
so it's the 'why bother dying in a stupid last stand' question
Drift: why now, at the end, would we stop being who we are?
Drift: surely now, more than ever, it's important to stay true to ourselves
Exhibit B in: Bee hates Drift
Hot Rod tells Bee to cut it out
Bumblebee asks what right Drift even has to be in the room
Blaster tries to get everyone to calm down, then Sideswipe comes in
Sideswipe: Sunstreaker is dead
everyone falls silent
Sideswipe: You got something to say? Is it something that's going to bring him back?
dark
back to the humans
I am not sure this art style fits the tone of the story
and just like that, the radio and phone blackout is over
Sideswipe: We take some ground, the Decepticons take some ground. We suffer losses, they suffer losses
Sideswipe: And for what?!
Sideswipe: How many races have we put in danger? How many have we wiped out in our pursuit to kill some more?
Sideswipe: It was a disagreement! We fought to uphold a way of life, an ideal. And now what?
this is very funny in the context of later backstory retcons about the origins of the war
Sideswipe did you forget about how the decepticons are literally doing genocides for fun?'
it's deeply ironic to me that you're talking about the sanctity of life given what you do at the end of this comic
he talks about how he's fought alongside all of them and he's been proud and amazed
but if they give up now, where does that leave them?
the tldr: "This still is a war I intend to win"
back over to the humans, Spike gets in touch with his dad. We don't actually get to see their conversation so, no human emotions here for Mr. Badass Action Movie Hero
but he lets the others know the bomb is coming (they're going to drop a nuclear bomb on NYC)
these are my own tags but i wrote a short little fic about it while in institute:
Grace can't quite wrap his head around it. "Wait, so . . . Jesus? Like, Jesus from the Bible? He visited you guys?"
Rocky's leg taps thoughtfully. "What Bible, question?"
"Um. It's a book of Jesus's teachings, I think."
"Oh understand. Erid has book of Jesus teachings, too. Very long book. Much to learn."
Grace, raised agnostic and grown atheist, really does not know how to come to terms with the fact that the Eridians know who Jesus is. He hasn’t moved since Rocky mentioned it, not even to fidget. That means that Jesus is real? Apparently? Christianity is right—or, well, the Mormons are right?
"So Erid already knew about humans," Grace states, crossing his arms. That, at least, is something he can address right now. He can work on the whole restructure of his belief system later. "Because Jesus was—is?—human."
"Is not," Rocky says with a vehement shake of his body. "Jesus is like Eridian. Jesus is Rock."
"No."
"Yes. Jesus say so Himself."
"Pretty sure he didn't say that."
Rocky makes a trilling sound that Grace has come to recognize as a huff. "Grace not read Jesus book so he not know. Rocky read Jesus book every day. Rocky baptized. Rocky 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅯𝅘𝅥𝅮 (endowed). Not Grace."
Grace rubs his eyes with his palms, knocking his glasses entirely off his face. "Well then, how did they crucify him?" he asks, not even trying to hide his frustration.
“No understand word.”
"Crucifixion? They make a cross, like this?" He makes a cross sign with his fingers. "Nailed Jesus up there? How would they nail him if he was a rock?"
Rocky doesn't even hesitate. "Strong nails. Not cross. Asterisk."
Grace just barely doesn't burst out laughing at that image. It makes sense, he supposes. An Eridian Jesus would have to be crucified on an asterisk.
"Look, Rock, I'm no expert on Jesus," Grace says, raising his hands in surrender. "But maybe we have two different ones? Because I'm pretty sure he was human on earth, and the whole thing he did was die for our sins."
"Yes. Die for our sins."
"I mean, like, earth's sins."
"No, die for all sins. Earth and Erid."
"Did he die on Erid, too?"
"No. Jesus died somewhere else. Rocky now know was earth. Came to Erid after."
It doesn't make sense. It would be like - like saying Jesus went to the Americas after he died in Jerusalem, or wherever it was.
Then again, none of this makes any sense.
"Okay," Grace relents, before Mary can intervene on what sounds to her like a conflict. "Okay. So, Eridians are Mormons?"
"Yes, 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅯𝅝," Rocky says, a word that sounds like a four-part harmony lingering on a high note. "Mormon. ocky will teach Grace! Like science!"
He might as well learn about Erid's religious culture before they arrive. It's definitely something he ought to be at least passingly familiar with. "Sure, buddy. Teach me."
Rocky hops excitedly. "Yes, yes, yes! Rocky set apart as missionary in case of aliens. Preach My Gospel in my room!"
Grace laughs. "A missionary? Like, one of the guys with name tags?"
Rocky hums. "Yes, I need name tag. Grace make Rocky name tag."
"You don't need that."
"Human missionaries wear name tag. Rocky need name tag."
"Rock."
"Cannot be consecrated missionary without name tag."
Grace sighs. "Fine, but it's gonna be made of paper. Happy?"
"Happy happy happy! Like Plan of Happiness!"
Grace doesn’t ask what that means. He’s sure Rocky will explain everything in-depth, whether he wants to know or not.
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