Teaxer

Artemis really said "so is anyone gonna sweep that 6'4" double-fridge off his feet or what?" and didn't wait for an answer

bonus:

DamiRae Week 2023 - Day 6: Reunion

I really, really felt this prompt.

me:

rho #26:

me:

🤍as promised, a hyper fast paced (cuz I couldn’t make 5 pages of em fumbling) confession!! aka Damian’s carefully built patience is thrown to the wind😂

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Damian, coming home from school woth paper in hand: AKHI! AKHI! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! *Shows paper*

Jason, looking at the paper: What's this?

Damian: I got an A+ on my book report!

Jason: Aww, habibi. That's amazing, I'm proud of you. This is going right up the board

Damian: Yaaay!

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Duke, coming home from school: JASON! *bursts into Jason's room*

Jason: What's up?

Duke: You'll never guess what happened in school today

Jason: Tell me

Duke: In Literature class, our final semester project was to perform a play

Jason, excited: And??!?

Duke, shows paper: I GOT THE LEAD!!!!

Jason: AAAAAAAHHH!!!! *fangirling*

Duke: AAAAAAAHHH!!!! *also fangirling*

Jason: *takes paper and puts it on the board then hugs Duke* AWWW YEAAAH! CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY!

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Dick: Here you go, Jason. *Gives picture*

Jason: What's this?

Dick: Evidence. I killed someone and hid the body

Jason: So?

Dick: It was a guy selling kids

Jason: I'll be sure to put it on the board

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Tim: I just punched a guy

Jason: And?

Tim: He was being homophobic to me and Bernard and Kon

Jason: You got a picture?

Tim: No, but I knocked out 2 teeth and put it in this small ziplock *gives ziplock with teeth*