cosmic tea witch

Honestly I love ironically ugly clothes. Like. Hideous in a special way. If it’s not inherently hideous I’ll match it until it is.

Me, walking off a bus in a leather sports bra, body harness, mesh shirt, holographic skirt, over the knee striped socks, wedged high tops, and a cat purse: I am a beacon of sin and I Am Here!

im offended that yr trying to pass this off as ugly

Apollo speak to me

introducing my newest original character, a prophet who doesn't believe in prophecies

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it

Reblog this if you think boys deserve flowers and cheek kisses.

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

Not only that, but cats basically meow JUST for your benefit! They don’t talk to other cats with meowing- really only kittens, because kittens are still learning how to speak cat. But cats have realized you can’t speak cat, but you DO respond to meowing, so they accommodate you!! They want to talk to you so much that these little creatures who aren’t really about doing work if they don’t have to are willing to work to talk to you!! That’s amazing!!

I train all my cats to be chatty and yesterday I saw one of them on the stairs and I said “hey Nala, what’s up” and she meowed super quietly so I said “sorry, can you enunciate” and swear to god she looked at me and yell meowed for a full half a minute

I kept waiting to see if he’d take out more things but he didn’t, probably because he was aware that he couldn’t unfold the floor plans and blueprints of multiple museums and their security systems without attracting more attention

What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met

That ‘fruit salad’ looks like someone fucked it

They had to make sure

A geology field trip

u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app

is everyone reblogging this ok

nobody on this damn website is ok

I always read this post as a person with most gentle, soft voice telling me get over myself and honestly it helps me cause it’s not ‘it’s all in your head’ but more like ‘ik you think you have unrealistic expectations to live up to because of the subtext in the mass media but you’re actually pretty dope babe’

reblog to hex any and all men who have hurt you

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags