A Plan Years in the Making
Kali: You've gotten fat... again...
Juniper: Seems like you've ballooned up yourself.
Juniper: So... how far are you along...?
Kali: You're winning so it seems... now on to the main question. What is it?
Juniper: A boy. After seven tries, we finally had a boy. What about you?
Kali: Congratulations. As for me, I am having a girl.
Juniper: Congratulations. Well then... with this new found knowledge... shall we enact our plan?
JK: The plan to create blonde hair grandbabies it a go!
Juniper: Jaune this is Kali's daughter Blake. Say 'hi' Jaune.
Juniper: Why don't you two go out, and play for a bit, okay?
Jaune: Okay... Come on Blaky! Let's go play!
Kali: Fufufu~! The seeds have been planted~!
Juniper: And, now we wait, and make sure they bloom~!
Kali: Oh, the fun is about to begin~!
Jaune: What, do I'm not! I had a bath!
Blake: You are a stinky, stinky human!
Juniper: Oh no... they're fighting again...
Kali: Hmm... I'm not so sure.
Juniper: What? Blake's calling Jaune 'stinky.' Isn't that standard child bickering?
Kali: Maybe, but among faunas calling someone stinky is often because they either smell bad, or.. they smell nice.
Juniper: Jaune smells nice?
Kali: To Blake in a certain manner.
Juniper: What kind of manner?
Kali: Don't worry Juni. You'll find out one day.
Jaune: You're joining the White Fang?! They're a bunch of terrorists?!
Blake: No! They're a bunch of freedom fighters, fighting for faunas rights!
Jaune: By blowing up a building, that wouldn't serve faunas?!
Blake: We need to make our plights known to the people of the world!
Jaune: By blowing them up?!
Blake: Of course you wouldn't understand... You stinky human...
Jaune: Wait, what did you call me?!
Blake: I knew I could never make friends with a human... Goodbye Jaune...
Jaune: No wait! Blake! Black come back!
Kali: Well this put a damper on our plans...
Juniper: A 'damper?' Blake may have just torpedoed the whole plan!
Kali: It's not over yet! Blake called Jaune a stinky human again, she may be angry with Jaune, but she still likes him! It's not over yet!
Juniper: Wait, calling Jaune a 'stinky human' was Blake doing the childish thing of a boy being mean to his crush?
Kali: Well yes. Yes she is.
Kali: 'Juniper bad news!'
Juniper: 'What is it Kali?'
Kali: 'Blake has a boyfriend!'
Kali: 'A terrorist in the White Fang! This crazy bull faunas named Adam!'
Juniper: 'I knew she would fall for those 'bad boys.' But, a terrorist?!'
Juniper: 'Our plans are unraveling apart at the seams!'
Kali: 'Adam is on the more radical side of the White Fang, but Blake is more on the peaceful side. So, there is a chance she still likes Jaune, and this is all a teen romance type of thing.'
Kali: 'It won't last long.'
Juniper: 'Won't last long?'
Juniper: 'People think Romeo, and Juliet was a teen romance.'
Juniper: 'It's called a, The greatest tragedy ever told for a reason.'
Kali: 'Romeo, and Juliet is a tragedy?'
Juniper: 'They both commit suicide because they fell in love too fast?!'
Juniper: 'Kali look at what Jaune sent me!'
Kali: 'Is that Jaune, and Blake?!'
Juniper: 'They reunited at Beacon!'
Kali: 'Look at that shoulder hug. They're so cute!'
Kali: 'Is that a blush I see~?'
Juniper: 'I think our fears over that Adam fellow were over exaggerated.'
Kali: 'No Romeo, and Juliet then.'
Juniper: 'High school, teen romance anyone~?'
Kali: 'I'll take one please~!'
Juniper: 'Things are back on schedule!'
Kali: 'Well, Blake came home with a blond boy.'
Juniper: 'What?! I wanted Jaune to bring Blake to my place first.'
Kali: 'It's not Jaune. It's the blond monkey named Sun.'
Juniper: 'She brought home some random blond monkey?'
Kali: 'Well, he followed Blake home, so she didn't really bring him home.'
Juniper: 'A psyco ex-boyfriend, and a stalker? What next, a jealous lover?'
Kali: 'I have an update to the Blake lover situation.'
Kali: 'There was a jealous lover.'
Juniper: 'Kali! Kali! Kali!'
Kali: 'What? What is it?'
Juniper: 'Look at this photo Saphron sent me!
Kali: 'Is that Jaune, and Blake in bed together?!'
Kali: 'Is that a condom package?!'
Kali: 'Several condom packages?!'
Juniper: 'They've done it! It's just a matter of time until we have our golden kitten grandbabies now Kali!'
Jaune: What is it Kitten?
Blake: Uhh... can you come here for a moment?
Jaune: Something wrong Blake?
Jaune: A book? What is this abou...?!
Blake: Our moms plan to get us together so they could have blonde kitten grandchildren.
Jaune: T-They set us up when we we're kids?
Jaune: I feel so conflicted about this... I mean... I love you Blake.
Blake: I love you too Jaune~!
Jaune: But, it's feels weird... No, it feels wrong that our parents set us up just for... grandkids...
Blake: Well, at least they weren't forcing us to get married for political, or financial reasons like Weiss's dad did to her, and her sister.
Jaune: I knew my mom was baby crazy, but your mom too?
Blake: Mom wanted to have more kids, but... things happened.
Jaune: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Jaune: So uhh... knowing all of 'this.' What should we do?
Blake: Well for starters, I can stop taking my birth controls, you can give me that wedding ring already, and we can give them those blonde kitten grandchildren they want already.
Jaune: H-How do you know I got you a ring...?
Blake: I checked your bag looking for... something, I forget what. And, I... found it.
Jaune: D-Do you want it now, cause I had this whole thing planned for when I asked you to marry me.
Blake: W-What did you have planned?
Jaune: Well, I don't want to spoil anything, but... There's a lot of expensive sushi involved. And, I was going to do it next month so...?
Blake: I can get off the pills so you can knock me up in the meantime?
Jaune: There was going to be expensive Sake with the sushi though.
Blake: Want to practice for when I'm not on the pill~?
Juniper: She is so gorgeous?!
Kali: Twenty two years, and we finally have a blonde kitten grandbaby!
Juniper: And, she's adorable!
Kali: Juniper I want to hold her!
Juniper: Give me a minute!
Kali: You said that five minutes ago!
Blake: Well, it seems like they're happy~!
Jaune: Three, two, one...
Kali: Blake give me more!
Juniper: At least five more!
Jaune: Yeah, saw that coming...
Blake: Give me at least a month, or two to recover, and then I'll give you another!
Blake: Shut up, we got to have loads of sex when we made her, so we'll get to do it all over again. And, in new positions~!
Here's the idea I mentioned @tearval
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