mm pomegranate

tohught these were burnt and shriveled up animal carcasses

cat: oh? you just washed this bedding? you just cleaned these sheets? perfect place for me to give myself a bath then!

Would you bathe in a dirty bathtub? Put yourself in their paws

Can’t wait for Hozier to return and put his big bad bitch of the forest foot back down on ed sheerans windpipe

i have small hands

bring them closer to u, they r just far a way

wow you were right…

my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn’t know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said “look at that handsome man”

Honestly I buy it

don’t fucking talk to me unless you believe every word of this