portal turrets were so ahead of their time actually because they’re autistic lil robogirlies who are ever so slightly chuuni and they’re adorable and polite and even though they could kill you in 10 seconds they’re incredible instant-lossbait and they go ahahaha >:3c and aaaa-auuu D: and awawawawa @_@ and other such noises

it has also opened a functioning simulacra of tumblr inside the post. I’m going to try and find this post and see if I can go multiple levels deep.

what

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

Coworker: Wild shift today, you were killing it on the line. What makes you move like that? Me, Internally: Tell them. Tell them that when the shift starts, your soul entwines with a militia member in the Yellow Scarves Rebellion during the waning years of the Han Dynasty, and that while the two of you do not speak the same dialect, you feel each other's presence and memories, and resonate within your equal contempt of a system in which your lives are equal to a shaft of wheat in an endless field, cut down without consequence or afterthought, the rage crossing generational boundaries and making you both push with a fire that only fades when you clock out for the day. Me: I drinks a monster energy.

its getting so terrifying seeing whats happening to public opinion of trans women. it was never good but now it just feels like there's an invisible wall keeping me from integrating into society in any way

and we have to pretend its about women's sports. all the vitriol of at least half this country full on display daily and we have to pretend that it's only about women's sports. the walls are closing in.

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me and the boys, felsírtam

Flags Mashup Bot is really out here trying to start World War III