curiouser and curiouser

why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk

I need a frame of reference here

go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him

That applause tho <3

Me: Oh look, a puppy! Oh wait there’s two— *GASP* THERE ARE MANY MORE PUPPIES. AHHH!!!

rule 1: be the biggest fan of your girl

‪Your body is not a map for lost men to find themselves.‬

Facts

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

“Truth or dare?” “Dare.” “Order me a pizza.”

I HAVE BEEN BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITIES

napping naked on top of a girl you like is one of the best things you can ever do. like not completely on her but your legs between hers, head on her boobs/ stomach while she’s scratching your head and back. thats the shit i look forward to when Im married

pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars

A lotta men you know would be dead. Surprise

I love surprises