twinkle toes

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

there’s a lady on the train knitting so aggressively and quickly that her needles clack like some sort of cartoon character and I am super intimidated

she smashed out a shawl in like 35 minutes and now she’s aggressively eating a sandwich. i cant

that sandwich is gone. packet of chips? gone. fuel for the knitting machine that she is. she’s at it again

there’s just SOMETHING about capybaras that fascinates all other animals

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

This post turns 11 next month and it continues to be one of the funniest on this damn site

“hey it could be worse” well i would like it not to be. how about that

I love seeing people adopt phrases I say like yes say my words boy

we should have started rioting when they took cd and dvd player slots out of laptops

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

happy 10 years of spiders georg everyone