probably following you from a sideblog

saw a girl wearing a shirt that said CAN'T BREATHALYZE METH! and it kind of startled me out of my breakdown for a second

seeing a new pasta shape is memorable and exciting

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

they;re gonna give me an extra row of teeth bc ive been good

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce