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small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week

howtosaveyourmotherfromherpast.com

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

POV: they hated ur graduate thesis so much u got sent to die in space

kinda nervous about something. don’t know what it is yet

trope i really like is self-loathing characters desperate for the catharsis of punishment for frankly rather selfish reasons who r also obsessed with repeatedly pressing others into hating them and hurting them as essentially a method of self harm. yes baby continue making it worse for urself and everybody around u instead of doing an actually productive and effective journey of improvement and redemption

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

playing a game called listening to the mountain goats while things get worse. it’s where you listen to the mountain goats while things get worse.

what is the point of international sports if not to root against the english