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What type of cat would the decepticons be?

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Megatron:

• fluffy ass mother fu-

• anger issue's i'm serious

• won't let you touch him

• gets jealous allot

• ruin your curtains and gags out hair balls allot

• meow at you loudly when hungry

• evil fucker

• hiss at you so god damn much if you get close to his territory

Predaking

• kinda and kinda not fluffy like between???

• love's attention

• once you cuddle him this fucker won't let you go anywhere

• Sleeps on high places for some reason

• climb on you allot of your tall

• makes biscuits on your thigh-

• absolute a little shit when hungry-

• cuddle bug

Starscream

• will I mean will meow at you 24/7 if you don't give him attention

• "how the fu-" "meow" somehow is on the ceiling fan

• loves hates attention even he is a attention seeker

• loves pushing shit off of anything

• Hates Megatron

• kinda fluffy but not to fluffy

• loves scratching the curtains up

Soundwave

• sleeps on your speakers every time it turns on

• somehow knows how to use your electronics

• loves head pats

• cuddles with megatron for warmth

• does not have fur at all

• quiet cat

• head but you when hungry

• kinda a love bug

Knockout

• loves preening his fur

• a sassy mother fucker

• cuddles breakdown allot

• loves attention

• meows at you when he doesn't get attention or food

• his fur is so got damn soft

Breakdown

• fluffy cat boi

• cuddles knockout allot

• helps knockout preen his fur

• a big softy

• will melt when you scratch behind his ears or chin

• cuddle bug

• sleeps with you when there is a thunder storm (since he hates those)

• meows at you if he's hungry and he eats allot

• chunky cat boi

Shockwave

• not a fan of affection

• sleeps on books that are science shit

• sleeps on top shelves

• always brings stuff to you that you can experiment with if your a scientist

• sleeps on your pillow allot

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This song, but with Alastor and Daughter!Reader

They find a book like Stolas' and are able to observe humankind, where Alastor decides to strike deals and contracts with said humans, when Y/N finds out.

He tells her that "They're Only Human" calling them disgusting creatures that are weak, and nothing of worth if they aren't used in deals. He thinks they're weak, and delusional with their silly religions and beliefs.

Y/n meanwhile argues to her father that "They're Only Human" and that they can't help themselves. She, born in hell from Alastor's powers (or something like that) is enamored by the little creatures, specifically their emotions, such as love.

They will pray, curse, live, die Never knowing their truth is another man's lie Eat, sleep, love, hate, like a leaf blowing in the wind Watch them all vacillate!

… They're only human They can't see All the years they could give you and me Only human, after all

For @aliceneedsphalis

If there’s one thing Rosie is used to, it is picking through clues to get to the true meaning of things.

It’s something she does constantly when helping out the denizens of Cannibal Town and even in her interpersonal relationships, such as her relationship with Alastor.

It is a very nice change of pace to have someone who speaks so openly, especially when it’s adoring words about her that come out.

Of course, there are times where the two of you have issues but with some tea and time, there’s nothing you can’t fix.

Rosie had previous relationships but none like the one she has with you and she wishes she’d have found you sooner than she did. It would have saved her time and heartache.

At the beginning of your relationship, she was suspicious.

People don’t just compliment another. This is Hell after all but she was wrong. When she revealed to you that she was wary of you at first, she couldn’t hold back her laughter at the realization that she herself was too subtle to be noticed and you were too whipped to care.

It took some time for her to get used to the doting but she adores it. Absolutely, cannot get enough of it and if you stop, she gets very worried about you.

“Are you alright? Do you have a fever? Did something happen? Talk to me, my dear.”

She will always give you a slightly scandalized look if you say something suggestive to her in public, away from the emptiness of your house or the company of close friends.

She will never stop you. In fact, she finds it amusing.

Kissing her hand? Never fails to bring a smile to her face.

Kissing up her arm? Oh how wonderful! But the door just opened and now there’s people who need her.

“Darling, control yourself.” “Never.” “They need my help.” “I need you always.”

Carry this woman. Oh, carry this woman and she’ll swoon. Her head in your shoulder. Her hand on you heart.

You know that moment from the 60s Addams Family?

“Remember how I carried you through the threshold?” “Not only through the threshold but through the living you, up the stairs, and into our bedroom.” “And I dropped you only once.”

Speaking of (and speaking of speaking), this woman definitely knows more than one language. At the very least she probably picked up French in all her time spent with Alastor and when she does, she’ll halt her steps and stay in place though nothing else will change and she will wait for you to appear out of nowhere.

A/N: This is really interesting. You chose the perfect character for this. ‘Everyone hates him except Niftty’ made me remember a TikTok video with the audio, ‘He looks angry. Why does everyone always look at you that way?’, but it’s with Alastor. Also, that implies that even Charlie hates you (definitely not as much, so I guess it’s more of a dislike), so I’m also going to specify why everyone hates/dislikes you except Niffty. Also, this is formatted in headcanons because that’s so much easier and I don’t want another Adam w/ a Sensitive!Reader case where it took me more than 3 weeks to finish writing a oneshot.

Warnings: Mentions of murder, Probably not mentally okay reader

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Niffty w/ a Pyromaniac War Criminal!Reader

With Alastor, Lucifer, Charlie, Angel Dust, Husk, Loona, & Blitzø

tags: gn!reader, established relationship, fluff

Vs pet trying to help angel

Warnings: Valentino, SA mentions, panic attacks, abusive relationships

You’ve seen how Val treats his workers, and while you hate seeing it you know there is nothing you can do to stop it

You know your place as the assistant, you may receive nicer treatment from the Vs than any other demon but that doesn’t change who’s in charge

But there’s something about the way that angel is treated that really makes your stomach turn

The obsession that Val carries for angel, and the excessive cruelty towards him makes you feel physically ill

You do your best to distract Val from angel, but you have to be subtle or else your entire plan fails

You’ll respond to vals affection despite your uncomfortably feelings when he touches you, you know he doesn’t want to touch you in a sexual way but he’s not been platonically affection with anyone in so long that he’s forgotten how to touch someone without a sexual undertone

You’ll use your calming tricks on Val whenever you see him becoming irritated with angel dust, but sometimes even that doesn’t work

Sometimes there is no stopping Valentino’s rage from coming out, no matter how happy your affection makes him or how calm your ability is

So he will eventually blow up if the circumstances are too bad to fix, and angel will be caught in the crossfires

After Valentino is finished with his abuse, he usually leaves to get a drink and expects you to join him

But sometimes you don’t, you’ll look down as the bruised and battered angel dust and you can’t find yourself cruel enough to ignore him

You’ll treat his wounds and you’ll use you ability to create the same humming and heartbeat sound you use on Val to calm him on angel

You think that angel is too out of it or too panicked to remember who is doing this for him, but he remembers

You figured it out after you had a particularly stressful day with the Vs controlling behaviour and you hid out in a dressing room

You crumpled to the floor and cried your heart out as panic and anxiety filled your chest

You gripped your own hair painfully as your rocked back and forth to try and soothe yourself, but all you could focus on was how much you despised what you did

You despised vox’s commands of cruelty to others, you despised velvette’s infantilising and insulting words she spat in your direction because you weren’t being a ‘good pet’ and you despised that you could still feel vals touch on you and all you wanted to do was scrub your skin clean

As you cried and hurt yourself by yanking on your hair, you felt yourself being pulled into someone’s chest fluff and four arms wrapping around you

Angel shushed you as you cried and he rocked you back and forth in an attempt to soothe you the same way you had soothed him

You cried for hours into his chest as he shushed you and rubbed your back in a sympathetic manner

When you finally looked up at him, he mustered up a small smile as he wiped the tears from your eyes

“You remind me of my sister” he said quietly as he laid your head back onto his chest “too kind in a world that’s got cruelty in every corner, too naive for your own good”

After that night, there was a mutual understanding between you and angel dust

He looked out for you, and you looked out for him

But subtly of course

You don’t even want to imagine what the Vs would do if they found out you had formed a friendship outside of them

But you knew that them knowing would only endanger angel dust and gain you a punishment

Don't let fear of it looking bad stop you from picking up a pencil again. The more you don't draw the more you're gonna be rusty and meh about what you draw. Go and draw some stupid things, it's ok if a couple of them look bad, and eventually you will unclog the pipe.