#niffty x reader

Your first day in the hotel brought you face-to-face with who would eventually become your dearest companion, second only to your husband himself. The chaotic, cockroach blood-frenzied housemaid Niffty was at first glance a minor pest, but the longer you stayed and the more you watched her antics, the more fond you grew.

It was hard not to see her in a childlike light. Of course she was literally toddler sized, but her hyperactive personality and tendencies for fixation gave her an overall chaotic vibe that was really only possible for a child to have. It helped that Alastor owned the girl's soul, so you had ample opportunity to know her better.

In life, you wanted nothing more than a child of your own, but all the cards were seemingly piled against you; from internal issues with your own body to marrying a man who truly would not have been a good father figure even had the stars aligned in your womb.

Currently you sat at the couch in the hotel lobby, head perched on your hand that was propped against the armrest. The housemaid was standing on the coffee table in front of you, proudly turning this way and that to show you the new stitchwork she did to her newest dress - white topped with a cute yellow skirt and red embroidery. You clapped gently as she spun a final time, palms holding the sides of her dress as she gave a little bow.

"Niffty," an aggravated voice called. You turned to look behind you, spotting a frazzled Vaggi holding a bucket of some mystery, oozing liquid that you had no interest in identifying. "Room 237 spilled some nasty shit. I already got most of it."

Like a predator, Niffty momentarily fell still as if processing how she was about to pounce on her prey. In another moment, she was scampering away from the lounge, throwing herself into the broom closet for supplies, and then leaping up the stairs in a fit of excited giggles

"What a twisted little creature," you heard Alastor's voice pipe from the spot on the couch next to you. Black shadow was still wafting off of him from his magic, having just materialized next to you. You turned your attention towards him.

"I think she's rather lovely," you argued indignantly, raising an eyebrow. Your husband merely laughed in response.

"The two go hand in hand," he responded. "A lovely, twisted thing."

"I don't think she's twisted at all," you lied in a quieter voice. Of course, you knew she had her kind of murderous tendencies, but in her defense it was usually towards bugs and grime. Otherwise, although maybe it was your fondness for her infecting your judgement, she was a rather sweet and innocent girl.

Alastor was silent for a moment, looking deeply at your face, as if searching for an answer to an internal question. You maintained eye contact for a few seconds, but eventually looked away, almost in fear of him finding that answer.

"When will you give her her soul back," You asked, fidgeting with your fingers. One benefit of being married to the Radio Demon was never having to worry about giving up your soul in a deal, but you can only imagine the empty, hopeless feeling being owned would give you.

"I know what this is about," Alastor said, voice terribly quiet despite the vacancy of the hotel lobby. You fell silent, fidgeting paused as you sought for a reply.

"It's not about anything."

"My dear, I know you too well to be lied to."

You frowned and snapped your head towards him, seven years of pent up grief and frustration rushing towards the forefront of your mind, but the fire on your tongue died at the hint of softness in his calculated expression. His head tipped slightly, ears twitching in anticipation at your aggressive look, an almost amused grin on his face as he awaited the response that had turned to ash in your mouth.

Deciding you weren't responding, he continued, his grin turning a bit weaker at the edges with a strangely forlorn expression. "I suppose an apology now would be about a century late?"

"You have a long list of apologies at varying lengths of lateness."

"I guess I should start working on that list, then," He sighed, leaning back into the couch. Notably, and to your frustration, he didn’t elaborate. Apparently now wasn't the time to start that work - if ever.

"BACK!" The familiar shrill of the housemaid interrupted your thoughts. Niffty was tumbling back down the steps, taking an astounding four steps at a time as she raced to put all her supplies back in the broom closet. At some point in her absence, she had switched back to her standard red work dress, and you tried to ignore the mysterious fresh stains on the fabric as she scampered back to you.

She jumped right into you at a force that you could swear would've broken something if you were any weaker. You instinctively wrapped your arms around her small form, holding her tightly, as she similarly had her own arms hung loosely around your neck.

Her eye switched between you and Alastor. "You are hanging out with this bad boy..." her voice had a pondering tilt to it, eyebrow furrowing in thought. "Does that make you a bad girl?"

You thought for a moment. Does hanging out with (and being married to) Alastor automatically make you a bad girl? Does regretfully enjoying his presence place an inherent sin on your soul? Probably.

"Yes." You replied simply. This elicited a wide grin from the girl, who's grip around your neck became a python-like constriction in excitement. You fought not to stutter.

"Okay!" She said with glee. A warmth flooded your chest as you gently rested your cheek against the top of her head. You felt Alastor's eyes on you, but you refused to look his way, deciding you didn't care to see what kind of expression he held for you.

A loud clatter, followed by the sound of shattering glass made the housemaid's body tense, already preparing to jump to work. A loud curse came from the kitchen.

Things were at peace at the Hotel. You were sitted in the looby, reading some old book, waiting for your dear Husband to be back from his meeting with Rosie. Husk stood at the Bar, cleaning and drinking, from time to time he would offer a drink for yourself. And you would decline. Charlie was away with Niffty, things were going good.

Which means, something wrong must be going to happen.

"ALASOR IS IN DANGER!!" A very agitated and overly energetic Niffty screamed opening the Hotels doors and in a quick swift taking Husk who was barely processing her words.

"Alastor, is what?" The cold with edges of worry in your tone stopped Niffty from taking Husk.

Niffty turned, trembling under your polite yet dangerous gaze. The wife of her Boss was as gentle as she was scary. Even if you never did hurt her or Husk. She could see ice forming down your feets, her tongue getting stuck.

This is were Husk took the task of explaining, even if he was not sure what was going on.

"Seems like the Boss got in trouble" He responded. Simple, easy, not like he felt his dead bones tremble.

Satan knows you were (maybe) the most calm and (dare to say) sweet soul. A contrast to Alastor himself. While he was loud, you were not, speaking only when necessary, while Alastor liked attention you did not hate it but were never activenly seeking it. And, while Alstor loved jazz, you prefered silence over anything.

Husk knew not to mess with you. He have seen in the early days of him being under Alastors command what you could do. And he was not going to be the end of your wrath.

"Is that so?" You asked, voice steady. Few would try to fight Alastor. And even less could leave him in a position of danger. So this was either someone stupid with too much power. Or, Alastor dragged himself into this situation.

"Alright Niffty, lead the way" You ordered the small sinner who nodded.

Oh, you were going to drag his bambi ass back and have a conversation with him later.

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Part of you should have expected them to be the ones to put Alastor in danger. Why? Because Vox hated Alastor, and his two companions had no problem in fighting with him.

Now, if Alastor was not hurt from Adams attack (who, got his wings froze up and a look of hate before you melted to be with Alastor). This fight would have been going in a different way, but Alastor was an arrogant, proud bastard (lovely). Of course he would get himself in this.

Did all of this have some grand final win for him?

Probably, most likely.

Were you leaving him to get hurt or humillated for it?

No.

But you did wait. Away in the shadows. Maybe, just maybe with Husk and Nifftys help they could do a flip for this battle. Besides, Alastor never liked when you did help him. Not because he did not aprecciate it, but because he hated feeling like he needed you to stood up for him. It was suppose to be the other way around, in his mind at least, and from what he had learned and done in your living days.

Only when you saw the gun being pointed at Niffty, and Husk kind of having a hard time against Velvette did you reveal yourself.

You extended your hand, your palm up, and did a small blow on it, soon frost formed and carried itself in the air towards the six sinners. It froze them from head to tone, being colder and harder around the Vees.

"Now, what is the reason behind this mess?" You asked, snowflakes falling on your hair.

Valentino tried to break free but only got the ice to get even harder and even get himself stabbed by it. While Velvette could only think in "oh she is hot" and "this is going to ruin my clothes"

Alastor found himself being amazed by you. As much as he hated to admit it out loud, when you used your powers you were a something like a work of art to be seen. His dead heart, beated up, somehow proud of his wife.

And knowing full well you were going to have his ass back because of this.

Vox, who knew you from his years back, when he did that offer to Alastor tried his best to ignore the feeling in his chest and use his electrecity to destroy your ice. But as expected, it did not work. Besides if it melted and Vox decided to attack if would affect not only him but the other two Vees as well. And you would use that on your benefit.

Such a tactical woman.

You ignored the other two and went to Vox and Alastor. The two looking at you like you were death itself once again.

"Vox, such a long time" You said to the TV demon. You always hated how things ended with him and Alastor back then. But never went to repair things.

Vox said nothing but fulminate you with his eyes, one hand still extended towards Alstor to attack.

"Dear, i would love to listen the reason of this...less than marvellous situation" You said to Alstor who flinched "I was reading a book"

Well fuck him, he knew how much you adored your time at peace.

"This is just something between old pals" Alastor tried "And I was dealing with him" he added tone a bit angry

"Really? I only see you, cornered and your two souls about to be murdered"

If Vox could laught, he would. Because there was nothing funnier than seeing Alastor get himself called out, even more by you.

"....Whatever, you here to mock me my Love?" Alastor said after a few seconds of silence.

"Me? Never" You responded giving him a soft smile, with a flick of your hand the ice around him, Niffty and Husk melted. "Just here to take you home"

Alastor scoffed, his plan ruined cause of you. Of course you would come to save him. You were his wife after all. The one who would dare to go against him. Put your foot down and stop him from making something stupid like this. So, up he got, making himself look presentable again before taking your could hand in his and kissing it.

"Yes, really lovely and all. But can we also get out?" Vox asked offended by the sight and if not, a little hurt.

"Cant do that Vox, but good luck getting out" You said back giving his TV head a small pet that made him blush.

And like that, with shadows and a cold air, all of you went back to the hotel.

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Only when Alastor and You were alone in your shared room did you gave him the look, the one he knew so well. The, no bullshit look.

Alastor did himself a drink and downed it in one go before getting mentally ready to look weak.

"I had it under control"

"When? when Niffty got a gun at her head? or Husk got almost hurt? Oh i know" you said besides him your could lips brushing his deer ear. "When Vox had you cornered and ready to attack?. Alastor, you had much things going on, and under control was not one of them"

He felt your touch on his shoulders, slowly the stress went away. "Now tell me, why go and look for trouble when you are still recovering?"

Alastor took a deep breath, because if he could be honest with someone (besides Rosie-the bitch) was with you. The one who have seen his best and worse. The one who never cared if he was back at home after a killing and only say "bathroom is ready" or the one who never asked him to stop doing his rituals.

"I went to Rosies place" He started "I need my powers back" He admitted with a voice almost broken, no laught back from the radio. "That fucker, ruined my cane" he said revealing it to you "Of course she did not fix it" he added almost breaking his own lips with how much force he was putting on them with his teeths.

"Alastor, I believe you are expecting too much from a Demon" You said in a soft lovely tone. "Unlike you, Rosie finds this situation...well funny. I dont believe she will just fix this for you"

Alastor gave a look like he knew it, but he had to try. He hated being weak at the end.

"Listen" both his hands got in your chilly hands "I cant fix it, is not in my power to do so. But i can be with you while you get there, alright? And i know, satan i know you would prefer if i did not interfere with you on this. But i cant leave my Husband alone like that"

Alastor could see the sincerity in your eyes, the cold look present, the almost emotionless face away, only tainted by the real love you felt for him.

And yes, you would not leave him like that. He still remembers when you basically made up a whole story up to cover for him when he was still and amateour killer.

"And, if every time you go to do something to stupid and reckless you interrump my reading time, then you will have a serious trouble" You added the corners of the room turning ice and your smile now showing your demonic teeth.

He shivered, from the cold and the look. Oh, he loved all your faces. The sweet, the emotionless, the empy, and the angry. It was made him feel in love (or something like that) all these years ago, and the feeling just got deeper once both of you died and reunited in hell.

"Undertood Mon Amour" He responded giving your head a small kiss "no more...plans without telling you, or giving them a second thought"

"Thats what i wanted to hear from you, now get clean and read for me in that voice of yours, no radio filter, just you, like the old good times"

𖤓Charlie

»Positive

• Unconditional love for the rest of you life: she'll be your biggest fan, will cheer you up in every action and will show her love no matter how or where.

• Gift giving: Being the princess of hell, she has the power, status and money to give you anything you want.

• Cuddles: She gives the best hugs and cuddles! Every night, when you two are about to dooze off, she'll put her arms around you and pull you closer, head on your shoulder and lovestruck smile on her face. You two have the best night of sleep out of everyone.

»Negative

• Stubborn: when she puts something in her head she won't listen to you, even if she's wrong, she insists she can figure it out and refuses to acknowledge it.

• Priorities: She puts her hotel in front of you, helping the sinners is in the top of her list so don't be surprised if she forgets a important date or about a place she promissed she would go with you.

• Toxic positivity: Refuses to admit things are going wrong, the place can be on literal fire and she still will come up with something good about it, that's nice sometimes but not when you need her to actually face reality instead of denying it.

𖤓Vaggie

»Positive

• Devoted: You're more valuable to her than her own life, she promissed to you and herself that she would never leave your side no matter what, fight for your beliefs and do everything completly out of love.

• Protection: Would throw hands with anybody if it meant you would be safe. Your safety is her top priority, no matter what no matter who, she'll fight em’ as long as that means you will keep smiling safe and sound by her side.

»Negative

• Secrets: There are things Vaggie finds hard telling you, many things, you try not to care, everyone has secrets after all, even if she's extra defensive about hers, it's normal. She promised she would tell them one day, but never does, and deep down hopes they'll never be revealed.

• Roughness: She can be rather mean and hotheaded, usually not to you but people around her annoy her pretty easily, to the point her face will get all red from anger and she'll be cursing in spanish through the halls, it's funny from time to time but you do wish she could control her temper, especially when it starts affecting your time together, all because Angel made a unfunny joke about her name.

𖤓Husker

»Positive

• Wise tips: Husker has lived in Hell for a good amount of time now, and even when he was alive he likes to think he was a man of knowleged, his words may be harsh but he has the solution for almost all your problems, he won't directly help you, but he always has that proud look in his eyes when you overcome an issue.

• Drinking buddies: While being rather possessive of his alchohool and bar, he's quite a nice person to share a drink with, got too drunk? Not to worry, his resistance is so high that he can take care of you even after many shots. Want to taste something new? He knows just the right drink that will satisfy your taste.

• Soft: You've petted his fur a few times before starting to date him and yes, it's very fluffy and soft, the occasions when he let's you be so invasive to his personal space are rare, but worth it every time. It's also cute the way he leans into your touch and purrs.

»Negative

• Smell: Let's be for real, he reeks of booze and does nothing to cover it, complaining about it won't do anything either, he refuses to change his own smell just for your comfort.

• Lack of commitment: He doesn't enjoy doing all these usual relationship things, going on dates, giving gifts, talking about love, it's not something he'll willingly do and gets grumpy when asked about it. He also shows no sign of care at the threat of the relationship ever ending.

• Rude: Flipping you off at any minor annoyance, throwing insults when you do something stupid and making unwanted commentary about your personality like he's some kind of psychologist analysing you, he does all that and doesn't give a fuck if you're uncomfortable with it.

𖤓Angel

»Positive

• Chest pillow: That's he's most known for, the chest fluff everyone would pay hundreds for, and you get to touch it all for free, it is as soft as people make a fuzz about by the way, when you get too stressed or is having trouble sleeping he will pull you and shove your face into his chest, works like magic.

• Busy nights: I'm not even going to sugar coat this, he's good at sex. He knows every position, every kink, every toy, whatever you have in mind he's up to trying. Will make you feel pleasure like never before.

• Beauty guruu: Unsure to what to use at a party or how to do your makeup? Not to worry, Angel has the best beauty tips to aid you, he's the one that does your makeup most of the time anyways, using you as his test doll to try multiple combinations for his drag shows and movies, will lend you one of his dresses if he's feeling generous too.

»Negative

• Left on read: Angel will most of the time, not answer your messages, be it because he's busy at work or just because he doesn't know how. You can send the most well written of love confesions, he'll most likely answer with a thumbs up or a picture of Fat Nuggets.

• Forbidden L-word: He will, almost all the times, never say “I love you” back. That phrase never leaves his mouth no matter what or how many times you say it yourself.

• Secret: Angel never speaks about his job, ever, he doesn't even want you watching his movies. Your mind makes up multiple scenarios to why he hates talking about it with you, or why he refuses to take you to a footage just once to see how it works, and he'll raise his voice if you even try to bring up his boss.

𖤓Niffty

»Positive

• Cleaning: Niftty pretty much does all the cleaning without you even having to ask her for it, your room is the first place she focus on cleaning every time she wakes up.

• Hugs. Hugs? Hugs!: She looooveess physical contact, she lives for being close to everyone, so expect a bunch of hugs, sudden kisses and her climbing on top of you, a lot, all the time.

»Negative

• Obssesion: Her cleaning habits can easily backfire, she won't rest until every corner is shining clean, and gets upseat at the smallest things; you forgot to wash your cup after drinking, didn't take a piece of clothing out of the floor of your room or simply dares to leave a stain in the carpet she's looking at you like you just killed her mother or something, and let me tell you, it's creepy.

• Weird: Dead bugs, randomly trying to stab you, messing with your hair while chuckling about nothing, stopping everything she is doing and staring at nothingness, those Are just some of the weird actions Niffty does on a daily basis, but hey, you knew what you were signing up for when you got in a relationship with her.

𖤓Sir Pentious

»Positive

• Hand-made gifts: Being so good at engemearing, is only expected Pentious will find himself with a few parts to spare, and he puts those to good use. Your room is filled with gifts he made for you, they vary in size and utility, from an alarm clock to a small laser that can cut through glass, don't know where you're using that one but it's the thought that counts.

• Family: The Egg Bois will quickly get attached to you, totally attached, they'll follow you around like baby ducks, will help you with anything you need on the hotel and will ask for you to do things usually only parents do, like baking for them or reading a bed time history, it's just like having a family with each other.

»Negative

• Lack of time: He spends a lot of time building his machinery, and I mean- A LOT of time. There will be moments were he will stays almost a week only focused in his invations, muttering stuff on the lines of wanting to become a overlord, or complaining about someone named “Baxter”. You two don't spend a lot of time together.

• Shyness: He's shy, that was charming at first, how he could be so polite and innocent while living in Hell, but it evolves into more of a annoyance with time. You can't move to close that he will slither away, a kiss that lasts too long will make him push away with a face so red that you can't help but worry if he's about to pass out. Don't even think about mentioning sex in front of him, he might actually faint.

𖤓Lucifer

»Positive

• Life of luxury: Take Charlie's hability to give you everything you want and triple it. He can make anything you desire appear out of thin air, sometimes you don't even have to ask, he'll just hand it out to you like is nothing.

• Adoration: He loves you, oh how he adores you, every breath, every smile, it brings him to a state of pure joy. It's not hard to catch him looking at you in the corner, he has that dumb smile and shine in his eyes, and when you ask him to come closer, his cheeks will blush and he'll gladly do just that.

• Yummy food: He's one of the greatest cooks you ever had the pleasure to meet, and oh joy! He's your partner! Cooking for his loved one is no hard task either so don't fear asking for anything, even if it's the middle of the night and you want something really crazy, he'll do it.

»Negative

• Jelousy: Have you seen how he acted just because of his daughter? He is probably one of the most jealous demons you ever saw, he's terrible at hiding it too. Expect a million calls when you go out alone and someone to lose their life If they dare to touch you in front of him.

• Mess: Ducks, so many ducks, does he really need all of those? You can't take a step around his mansion without accidentally kicking one or finding one in the most nonsensical places, what do you mean you found one in the oven? You can't throw them away either, Lucifer will get defensive and will lead into a fight.

• Lock down: At the same time there are days he expects at least twenty calls a day, there are also ones where he just won't answer. You know damn well when he's about to lock himself in that damn office, but nothing you do can stop him, you tried, multiple times, to get him out, but the moment he goes there he won't be going out for at least a week. Maybe next time.

-VAGGI(E)-

She's loyal to the bone and definitely protective of you.

She'll defend you with all she's got!

If you’re threatened, she reacts instantly, no hesitation, no matter who it is.

She sees protecting her partner as a core purpose and source of pride.

With her by your side, you will never be abandoned, ignored, or left alone in danger.

Relationships for her are long-term, deeply meaningful bonds. She doesn't do anything half-heartedly or play games. You're her one and only.

She balances out your whimsy and keeps you steady.

She always thinks ahead, sees dangers others overlook, and plans accordingly.

She's definitely the “voice of reason” in the relationship, and stops you from making impulsive decisions you'll most likely regret.

She hates lying and feels incredibly guilty when she does lie.

She only opens up about her fears, insecurities, and trauma only with you.

She fixes things, organizes things, and handles logistics for you.

She tries to shoulder burdens so you don’t have to all the time.

She will literally fight battles on your behalf. She has no problem beating someone's ass for you but if you ask her to kill someone, that's a line she won't cross.

Despite her prickly exterior, she is incredibly tender with you.

She doesn't say it much, but she actually loves romantic gestures.

She takes commitment seriously and expects the same respect back from you.

She pulls her weight in everything. Be it the daily chores or major joint responsibilities.

She can get harsh or sharp-tongued without meaning to be.

She feels responsible for your safety to an unhealthy degree and feels immense guilt when you do get hurt.

She struggles with feeling “worthy” of love.

She believes she’s a weapon (she was created for killing sinners, after all), not a person, and this can cause her to isolate herself and push you away.

Her Exorcist past means she sees others (than you) with suspicion, even when she knows better.

She needs reassurance that she’s safe and that you are safe.

She keeps her pain quiet until it bursts out in anger or tears.

She has trouble asking for help.

She prefers predictable environments.

Mess, chaos, or disorganization stresses her out heavily.

She will unintentionally micromanage routines or plans.

-ANGEL DUST-

He's protective as hell over you and will throw himself into danger if it means you'll be safe.

He has no problem standing up to someone (even to Valentino) when they threaten you, even when he knows he'll get hurt badly.

He hides it, but he's extremely sentimental and would keep every little gift you give him.

He can be surprisingly nurturing and is actually great with handling kids.

He would cook for you, help you dress up and look amazing, and support your interests with enthusiasm.

A relationship with him would never be dull. He would humor you constantly, tease you, and have witty banter with you.

He would hype you up constantly and make you feel attractive.

He loves letting loose with you and doing something fun.

He takes selfies with you all the time.

He craves a relationship built on mutual respect, stability, and emotional safety. He wants to be equals, not just a boy toy for you.

He wants someone who values him for more than his looks or performance identity. Someone he can be Anthony with, not Angel Dust.

Only you are allowed to touch his chess puff.

He doesn't like the idea of it, but if you ask him, he will try to drink less alcohol and reduce drug use. Relapses happen often, however, and he tends to just do it when you're away.

He's horrified by the thought of turning into an abuser and hurting you.

He's really horny, especially in the honeymoon phase, so he lusts over you the whole damn time.

He would absolutely send you dirty messages and nudes.

He usually avoids being vulnerable, even with you, and hides the bruises he gets from his job.

He tends to push people away when they get too close. He's terrified of being rejected once they find out how "disgusting, used up, and pathetic" he is.

He tends to shut down emotionally and disappear without explanation when triggered.

When things go bad, he uses drugs again and lets people take advantage of him just to feel desired.

His public persona might be loud, sexual, obnoxious, and very “I don’t give a damn," but he's actually very self-conscious, afraid, and self-loathing.

He actually hates how things turned out for him and blames it all on himself.

He avoids talking about his life before ending up in hell.

Sometimes he switches between these two versions of himself so quickly it can confuse you.

He has a fear of commitment. Not because he doesn't want love, but because he doesn't think he's worthy or safe to love.

He hates the thought of you seeing what is actually going on with Valentino and would adamantly refuse you coming to the studio.

Because of all of this, he might keep you at arm's length for a long time.

Sometimes he can confuse attention with affection and has difficulty recognizing healthy dynamics.

At first, he's very performative in bed, and it would take a long time for you to convince him to just enjoy the moment with you.

This is hard for him because he sees sex as something that's done to him, not something that he does with someone.

-ALASTOR-

Let's be real. He doesn't really do romance. At least, not in the way you hope to.

He would meet your affection with polite amusement and wouldn't actually take it seriously because he has no intention of reciprocating it anyway.

You might get companionship from him if you do manage to get along, but that's it. He hates physical touch, be it something as small as holding hands or something as intimite as sex.

He's not the type of man who lashes out, sulks, or lays a hand on you, even when he gets angry.

He's protective in his own way. He would ensure you're safe, like he does with Niffty. You know, you're one of his at that point, even if you didn't give him your soul (yet). He would eliminate threats before they even reach you.

He likes people with a purpose and conviction.

He’d treat you with old-fashioned manners, courtesy, and polished etiquette.

He likes spending quiet time together. Reading, writing, listening to the radio, having a little snack at a cafe while watching the street...

You would have entertaining conversations with him. They're always witty and lively.

He's low-maintenance. He doesn't demand emotional labor, validation, or constant closeness. He would never cling to you or invade your feelings, either.

He would always have the upper hand psychologically. He might not have the intention of using your feelings against you, but he likes the thought of having that option if he needs to.

He would never reveal his full intentions, motives, or desires. Sorry, not even Rosie knows that!

You may think you understand him, but... You probably won't.

Your compassion or morals mean nothing to him ethically. He will still do what he wants to do, but he might be a little more discreet about it, so you don't get agitated.

He does not feel guilt, remorse, empathy, or pity. He still might apologize, though. About small things.

You have to come to terms with his enjoyment, cruelty, and chaos if you don't want to clash with him.

He's an amazing cook! But be careful...you might be eating the neighbor!

He would bring you gifts and celebrate important dates. That's the gentleman thing to do, after all. And he would bring you stuff like flowers, jewelry, books, or a box of fingers as snacks!

So, in my opinion, the best you can hope for with him is to be partners in crime.

-HUSK-

He's actually a softie under all that grump.

If you're kind and consistent enough, he will eventually open up to you.

He becomes protective, affectionate, and even cuddly (something he hides from everyone else).

Even if he doesn't share your ideals, he'd still support your goals in his own way.

You would be the only one allowed to touch his tail, ears, and wings. He would never admit it, but he actually likes it when you scratch them.

He would help you stay realistic without actually crushing your spirit.

You have to get the bottle out of his cold, dead hands if you want to stop him from drinking.

He rarely loses his temper and is actually good at regulating his emotions before they explode.

Your optimism and whimsy would irritate him sometimes, but he wouldn’t lash out. Just... don't push him too much, okay?

He reads people extremely well. He would know what you're actually feeling before you do.

He gives blunt advice that is weirdly helpful.

You would be the only one who would know his insecurities and regrets.

He's not really the type of guy who compliments you directly, but you would definitely know when he thinks you're looking great.

He's honest to a fault and won't sugarcoat things. You'll always know where he stands in matters.

His self-loathing makes it hard for him to accept affection, and he would probably push you away at first.

He can't help but gamble even though that's the reason he became Alastor's puppet. He knows it's bad and that he should stop, but he always relapses and feels guilty because of it.

He just assumes you'll eventually be disappointed with him and wonder why you're even with him in the first place.

Getting him to open up emotionally is a long, slow process.

He may seem uninterested even when he cares deeply.

Verbal affection embarrasses him. He would rather do stuff for you to prove his love.

He might snap defensively or avoid you if you get too close to the part of himself he really hates.

His regrets, especially the deal with Alastor, haunt him at night.

Sometimes he spirals into guilt and needs space.

He would shield you with his wings.

You get to preen his feathers!

He always watches your back and confronts anyone who talks shit about you.

-NIFFTY-

If she likes you, she'll do her best to defend, protect, and fight for you.

She's loyal AF. A literal ride or die.

She strives to do things for you. Cleaning, sewing, organizing, cooking...just leave everything to her!

She naturally wants to maintain your space, fix things, and take care of daily chores.

She’s never boring, always hyperactive, and full of excitement. It's like she has redbull in her veins instead of blood.

She loves physical affection and being touched. She will randomly hug you, cling to your arm, or crawl into your lap.

She loves it when you carry her around.

If you have a dream or goal, she supports it with full force, no hesitation.

If someone threatens you? She’s already behind them with a needle, ready to stab the FUCK out of them.

She is tiny but feral!

She will run into danger without a second thought if you just ask her.

You would never feel abandoned with her by your side.

She remembers all your preferences, routines, and habits.

She would make you handmade gifts all the time. Cupcakes, cocroach necklaces, hairballs, drawings, fanfiction about the two of you...

She loves playful teasing and flirting.

She likes to collect stuff from you. Hair, nail, loose strings from your clothes, hairbands...

She acts before thinking, especially if told to do something.

She enjoys pain (her own and others). This means she can randomly bite you, scratch you, pull your hair, or kick you and wants you to do the same.

She would love you even more if you're "evil" and "diabolical."

She gets really miserable when things are messy.

She may aggressively clean around you nonstop.

Her reactions can be childish, dramatic, and confusing. She's not as mentally there as you, you know?

She doesn’t always understand long-term consequences. So, she might not get why you're upset with her after she went after a "bad boy."

She obeys commands with terrifying enthusiasm, especially from authority figures like Alastor, Charlie, or Rosie.

She loses focus quickly, though.

-SIR PENTIOUS-

He's such a softie!!!

He's also very vanilla.

He sees you as part of the “family” he never had but always wanted.

The Egg Boiz are your kids, okay? He got the custody and all!

He is shy, awkward, and unsure at first, but once he feels safe, he becomes very doting over you.

Expect clingy tail hugs, excited rambling about inventions, and wanting you nearby during projects.

Do you think he sheds his skin? You could help him with that!

He builds things for you all the time.

He's not really good with verbalising his feelings, you know?

He stutters a lot when trying to compliment you.

He’s not the jealous type. He trusts you 100%.

Thanks to Charlie, he learned empathy, self-reflection, courage, and accountability. He makes sure to keep applying these traits in your relationship, too!

He would write over-the-top love notes dripping with Victorian melodrama.

He wants to be able to protect you and keep you safe.

He cries easily, loves easily, and forgives easily.

Years of social isolation made him clingy.

He gets visibly sad if he thinks he’s annoying you.

He takes things very personally. A small criticism can spiral into panicking, lots of apologies, and sobbing.

He avoids confrontation unless you corner him. Literally.

When nervous, he plays up his “evil genius” persona.

He's actually very insecure.

Even if he's really terrified, he would do his best to protect you.

He would never be violent towards you, but he will have silly tantrums. Expect him to stomp his tail, yell at his Egg Boiz, and pout.

He doesn't really understand innuendos and needs you to communicate with him directly.

-CHERRI BOMB-

Life with her is never dull! She's an adrenaline junkie.

She loves people who can keep up with her momentum or at least appreciate her "high-octane" nature.

When she cares about you, she'll be there no matter what.

She would absolutely start a turf war if it meant helping you out.

Even though she’s wild, she has a tender streak just for you.

She would comfort you when you need it.

She’s much more emotionally intelligent than people think.

She's a party animal. Expects lots of that, drugs, alcohol, sex, and smashing skulls!

She would encourage you to be independent and kill that abusive ex of yours.

She would tease you playfully, but genuinely celebrates your successes.

She thinks you're a badass even when it's clear you're not.

Dating her means unexpected danger is part of your daily schedule.

She would drag you into situations you’re not ready for, and cause fights or escalations without meaning to.

She needs a partner who can handle her emotional spikes without fear.

She loves explosions, fights, and guns.

She's extremely confident and hates to be told what to do.

Admitting she's wrong is very hard because of this.

She's used to causing chaos to cope with pain.

She makes you feel alive and seen.

She would say how hot you are all the time, too, and make you feel attractive.