Let's have a tea party OwO

Glad we settled this

use the right pronouns for people even when they cant hear you

Can I point out one exception? Don’t use pronouns when it could out the person. If a trans woman isn’t out to her parents and uses she/her pronouns, don’t use she/her in front of her parents. If you aren’t sure, ask the person. Don’t put trans people in danger

BEST PART OF THE MOVIE. 

the difference between birds and birbs

I am laughing SO FUCKING HARD

Thrash or die

Turn down for what

there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you” 

she walked up to me in the hallway and said “I saw your text post”

this is true i was the bus

everybody was clapping

Oppa homeless style

how… what is… did you just have this art lying around?? was it in a box labeled In Case Of Goblin Seduction 6-Pack Joke Break Glass? apparently this is a Magic card and I have a lot of questions for Magic: The Gathering right now

WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS

somebody could literally make the funniest joke in the universe, expertly crafted and hand made like a fine artisan cheese, but it’ll never make me laugh as much as that one fucking comic where goofy steals a hat from himself in a different panel and defies all logic and starts crying

What a beautiful color.

Evenly Roasted

Frosted pumpkin cupcake.

If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.

FUCKING GET THE HELL OUT