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ITS THAT SERIOUS

ill never understand why assimilationist queers constantly want to ruin the beautiful freakishness of authentic queer culture with loser sanitized pop music and the lame, clean rupaulification of drag. you are so fucking boring. youre a chained dog in the backyard that thinks you rule the house with an iron fist. youre a pompous suburban house cat. clinging to heteronormativity: the rainbow version isnt going to save you. "queer culture is buyiong this brand and listening to this generic millionaire popstar" your self-enforced chains and fear are not my fucking problem. and if you think this post isnt about you, take a second to reflect and be really sure. happy fucking pride.

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think

Official freaky bee post

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

Also can we maybe accept that not everything is for/about everyone. "I don't wanna be perverted cos im sex repulsed" hey cool so i wasnt fucking talking to/about you is also a way this could be taken

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch