look i really love the adventure zone

she could have just been the journal keeper she could have had a simple straightforward title or role like the other birds but no she’s lonely too. it’s so important that she is lonely. she’s been lonely forever. and I’m fine it’s fine i’m feeling so fucking normal about it

houghhhhhh tres horny boys all being so lost and adrift in life after their supposed happy endings (that they didn't even know were supposed to be hand-crafted happy endings for heroism they didn't remember) all collapsed beneath them, leaving each of them wandering on their own for years with no community or stability until. they all found each other. and they didn't even know they were finding each other again, but they FOUND each other, and got to be a fucking family again... tres horny boys i will never be over you

the original description of the ScuttleBuddy™️ from episode 8 is that it "will talk to you, but won't have anything interesting to say beyond it's primary functions". so then when merle first deploys it and it immediately buzzes "I love you" to him, that means that expressing affection *is* one of ScuttleBuddy™️'s primary functions. in case you didn't know.

I forgot how much Griffin telegraphs the big twist in Balance. He straight up says "oh yeah you could hide stuff from people who've been inoculated if there was a second voidfish" at one point. Lukas brings it up when he's arguing with Yohan about the voidfish too. Plus anyone knowledgeable enough about music could figure out EGG BABE and we first hear that pretty early on. I've never really interacted with the TAZ fandom and I listened long after Balance ended but I imagine there must have been a good amount of people who figured out there was a second voidfish way before the reveal. I kinda love that honestly, I enjoy a figure out-able twist. Not that I ever figure them out but I love going back and being like oh yeah this was so obvious in retrospect.

[image description: two drawings. The first is of Lup, an elf with light brown skin and chin-length brown hair. She’s wearing a red jacket and holding a limp pink jellyfish in her hands with a calm expression on her face as she says, “Cool. I don’t want that.” The second drawing is of Taako, who is identical to Lup, including the outfit, except that his hair is slightly longer and pulled into a low ponytail. He’s holding a pair of slippers made out of seaweed with a look of disgust as he says, “I’ll be sure to put these to good use…”]

[image description: a drawing of Roswell, a hulking humanoid figure in full plate armor. There’s a small multicolored bird perched on the figure’s shoulder. They’re wearing a tattered red cape and a cowboy hat, and saluting while holding a large glaive in one hand. Red clay is oozing out between the seams in the armor.]

[Start description: a drawing of a sky with seven birds flying ahead of a dark storm. End description.]

okay but taz balance au where barry and lup pitch the lich idea to everyone and they all become liches. in wonderland when edward yeets magnus out of his body he doesn’t go into the astral plane he just remembers everything and just starts wrecking shit with barry who’s like “fuck finally welcome back”

#barry’s new goal is not to guide them to the voidfish and make them remember but instead kill all of them #barry’s perspective becomes like a series of wile e coyote schemes and THB never fall for them. not because they are smart #but because they are so fucking dumb nothing works #eventuall barry just starts tryin 2 push them off of cliffs instead (via @nillial)

wake up, taz balance fans, lady gaga and doechii released lydia and edward's entrance music

Don't think about how the twins always cooked together and were practically inseparable and how the first time we see taako make food and get praised for it he says "thats how we do" because he would be so used to saying we that it just comes naturally to him. Don't think about it. Don't cry over all the times lup haunts taakos speech and actions. Not again.