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Has it ever happened to you that Instagram shows you sneak peaks of a crappy little show, horribly written (probably half the story is AI), and it reaches a point where you end up invested in what you know of the story, it's supposedly "free" in app, but when you download it, suddenly it wants a subscription?

(And yeah, I tried to look for it on YouTube. The only thing I found was something akin to a review? In a language I didn't even recognize, but made me think of hindi)

i publish the occasional shit to insta but i dont use the app XD it not on my phone and i dont plan on putting it there. same with tik-toc

so no. cant say ive been down that hunnypot

thememedaddy

#good. fuck ppl like that #mind ya business #if someone is not speaking to you and using a diff language to talk to someone else then obv it aint your business. DUH

...Okay so. Assuming Lucifer carried Charlie...Do you think he gave birth, or he laid and egg and Charlie hatched?

birth i guess. i dunno. i dont think about it

And what do we do when someone says they like our shoelaces, momma?

we say: "thanks, i stole them from the president"

#i drop that line all the time in global chat with the games i play #so far no response

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Cassowaries are dinosaurs that forgot to go extinct. Change my mind.

bitch in what world do you think i would be arguing against that.

Hypothetical scenario I'm bringing to you because I can't sleep:

Imagine aliens are real, and contacted humans. Turns out there are hundreds of sentient races and cultures and stuff. And every certain amount of time, they all reunite in a friendly scientific "show" (not fight, show them safely and separated) of each one's native planet's most lethal predator.

Giving each one a score based on their physical strength, success rating (in natural environment), and so on.

If you had to choose, what would you bring to impress the aliens? As Earth's most deadly predator, a beast.

I mean, would have to be a croc.

Unchanged design for how fucking long.

Most interesting way an animal can kill you in Australia?

Cockatoo through the windshield

weiila

Both Tumblr and Pinterest are desperately trying to sell me some audiobook app, and the ad just goes on and on and on and on. It's kinda fascinating and not appealing in the least. Some AI-made movie with a Cinderella knockoff with a girl with a comically evil family. It's not even consistent between the ad versions. She has to wear a mask due to her scarred face. And that happened because she got pushed into a river and attacked by the every dangerous river shark. No wait, it's because a herd of bulls were intentionally released and chased her. NO! WAIT! It's because her evil sister cut her face with a ring!

All this because her mom was in an arranged marriage (I assume) with her evil dad, but was overweight and thus everyone hated her (cool cool cool, author). She Died In Childbirth(tm) and now the poor pretty daughter is mistreated as well.

And she's sold in an auction by her dad to the highest asshole bidder but makes a case for a fake marriage to Duke Bigwig Bad Due Soft Heart who goes for it because he wants the king off his back about getting married (to a lady, not the king. Would have been more amusing).

... yeah all this is in the ad, it just. DOESN'T. END.

I'll bet AI wrote the plot as well as made the ad because hoo boy. Then again, doesn't sound too different from regular Harlequin slop so who knows.

taz-clark

100% enjoy you describing it

100% never want to see the ad

#fuck ai slop #listening to you is funny AF tho

jame7t

it’s fun to stay at the Y

M

yahenni

M

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

C

YOUNG MAN

A

THERES NO

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg

UONG MAN

lordhavemercyyyyy-deactivated20

MOTHMAN

STEAL A MAN OFF THE GROUND I SAID MOTHMAN

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grimmgoetia

just dudes being bros. just bros being dudes. yknow

seongpinkhwa

can you trigger tag bisexuality please

no but i can fuck both your parents

spin-the-wheel-polls

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

#forks #guess im a fork dealer #i'd probably cut them up for sculptures or melt down the metal into ingots and sell that

11gnat

simon why you look so angry bro

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