by a real high school student
Merle Highchurch as that one counselor who talks like he’s on cough medicine yet remains strangely comforting
has so many succulents in his office it’s concerning
would probably break school policy bc they can’t fire him at this point
Magnus Burnsides as the nice kid that puberty hit like a fucking freight train
Always talks to the teacher in the middle of a lecture
You knew him in middle school though! He was that nice kid that folded paper ducks for people! Now he can’t fit in the desk and has The Deep Voice!
Taako is That Asshole that falls asleep in class and still gets straight As
got semi tik tok famous and never shut up about it
Is a cryptid that shows up wearing whatever the fuck he wants and always has food in his pockets
minor conveniences are all proclaimed Homophobia
Lup is that theater kid that’s always ready to throw down
organizes protests at the school
has set something on fire in chem before. still got an A somehow
has an Aesthetic and Sticks To It
Barry Bluejeans as the nerd with unsettlingly powerful energy
DMs for the school’s DnD club
no one has seen him eat anything but mountain dew. help him.
doesn’t speak all year until he randomly stutters out a rant about how if i killed a man, i would-
Lucretia is that one girl that’s always reading. Always.
people forget she’s there so she knows the tea on everyone
sits in the back of class and will not move for the teacher or God
is on the golf team. somehow the scariest athlete in school
Davenport is the geography teacher that cannot care anymore
has a Cool Past that he keeps vaguely mentioning but never actually talks about
hates the textbook, keeps talking about how he hates the textbook
he Could Not stop his class from organizing a walkout he’s Very Sorry but he was Feeble and Could Not
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