im griffin mcelroy, emperor of piss

save me final pam

pam. pamela finale. save me

i would describe my gender as "part girl part car girl car the protector and king of chilladelphia"

why is lucas so obsessed with bears. bugbears, water bears, magnus,

with the voidfishinator, i can erase the memories of everyone in the tri-state area!

Surely Pliny the Elder had something to say about vibes

Au where Indrid Cold is moth sized as Mothman and follows Duck like Navi from Ocarina of Time to warn him of danger

i cant decide what's funnier, finding out in your 30s that your brothers tricked you into thinking people eat raw pasta as an appetizer, or finding out in your 30s that your little brother still believes people eat raw pasta as an appetizer

oh no I am feeling sad! *consumes a mcelroy product* *consumes a mcelroy product* *consumes a mcelroy product* *consumes a mc

and the female gays