Well I still think that we're in love

maximum CRONCH

my dad is the mc for my cousins wedding and him and my mom are doing some “marriage is the end…..am I right fellas?!” Type banter for the audience but then my grandpa gets up in the middle of it and yells “no!!! You have to be nice to your wife all the time!!! All the time!!”

Grandpa knows where it’s at

tbh the worst thing about being a self aware mentally ill person is that people assume that because you understand your illness you’re automatically able to actually apply your knowledge to your life and cure yourself

joking about a kink is a gateway drug into developing said kink

my kink is mental, emotional, and financial stability

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.