TayTalks

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

there is a sentient frog holding up handmade signs to communicate with people and he is doing it to mess with them and i love it so much

nuclear family radiation poisoning

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

if you're wondering how things are going over on the bird website, Green Day was on New Years Rockin Eve last night and performed American Idiot with the slight line change of saying "not a part of the MAGA agenda" instead of "redneck agenda" and conservatives are FUCKING PISSED talking about "how dare they make it political" because none of them have a single ounce of media literacy

that son’s been pissing off conservatives since day one and they always act like theyve never heard it before. my dad got pissed at it the last time they played it on NYE (at least i think it was on NYE but it was a televised concert of some sort) and i was like “its literally called American Idiot??? this isnt new you were alive in the early 2000s??”

whenever someone calls USAmerican English the 'movie accent' I remember how somewhere last year I was on a train when suddenly the silence was broken by an american voice behind me somewhere and I immediately thought "Oh no, someones playing their tiktoks out loud again" and automatically turned around to put a face to my annoyance like you do when someones driving bad, and turns out a few rows down were just some actual in the flesh USAmericans having a nice conversation amongst themselves. I am sorry Americans I'm glad they let you out of the phone

This... Actually makes a ton of sense.

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.