one time i knew a girl who wrote an entire paper on johnlock for an english class and she made a post on her tumblr about it saying that the teacher had given it back to her with a note saying i ship it too and gave her an A+ but i knew for a fact it wasn’t true because i was assigned to hand back papers that day and in reality she had failed the paper and our teacher had written SEE ME at the top

date of origin: 8th of december, 2014.

“I shall counter the Bad Awoos with Good Awoos”

I’ve had this queued since Christmas

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

This text thread brought us into a new age

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

???they’re using imessage

Im her