Cosmic Funnies
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i don't do bad sauce passes
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
Sade Olutola
shark vs the universe
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Keni
AnasAbdin
$LAYYYTER
Janaina Medeiros
romaā
#extradirty
Xuebing Du
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Jules of Nature
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Yoongi lockscreen Aesthetic š§ļø
right so the pale blue (poetic quote/dramatic pause) is so me that Iām truly sure that it was made by my FBI agent for me. Bi, dramatic, moon, space, the colors, the flowers, the tiny cacti, poetic, the heart, the ānormal people scare me,ā THOSE PICS OF YOONGI. Like Iām truly spooked but very grateful to the creator š
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āShady actions, bright memoriesā
Yoongi Motel Aesthetic š©
Once again no one asked for this but oh well!
reblog / like if using !! š
Gris edits (9/?)
girls dont want boyfriends, girls want fancy ceremonial daggers to wear strapped to their thighs for style and intimidation
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one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn
Rogue: āIām back at it again at Krispy Kreme.ā
DM: āRoll an acrobatics check.ā
Fighter: I want to see my little boy
DM: roll a perception check
*nat 20*
DM: here he comes
bard: toss me my keys
*rolls a 1*
DM: i thought you said printer
Fairy: I still havenāt found my berries
DM: roll a perception check
*rolls a 9*
Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.
Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.
DM: Roll an intimidation check.
*nat 20*
DM: Poseidon quivers before him!
Druid: Fuck off!
Dm: can you read this for us?
Fighter: rolls a nat 1
Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read
Fighter: Itās summer, I got my helm on backwards and itās time to fuckinā party.
DM: Roll for Dodge.
Fighter: *rolls a 1*
Fighter: *slams head into ye olde portcullis*
my girlfriend wanted more than the amount of children you can adopt in skyrim so she taught herself how to mod it so that you could adopt them all, and uploaded it to a skyrim modding community so other likeminded player could utilize her code.
months later, an update was added to skyrim that was basically her code, verbatim, lifted directly from the mod, without credit or even permission. this made her so angry that she, at age seventeen, booked a flight to maryland, went to bethesda headquarters and demanded to see todd himself to yell at him.
of course, she was immediately denied this request and escorted out of the building because she was a scary six foot seventeen year old canadian lesbian who had flown all the way to yell at a man who probably had no idea her code was stolen, but she is still legitimately, 100% furious with him to this day
i fucking love her.
I donāt understand how people can leave tumblr. Iāve been here since 2009 - I couldnāt leave even if I wanted to.Ā
i really believe that anyone who made an account between 2009-2011 unknowingly signed a contract with the devil and now weāre all trapped here until the website finally dies like leaving has never been an option in the first place
*slams back a bourbon whiskey* listen mate Iāve been here for all kinds of ridiculous tumblr meltdowns I was here when Yahoo took over I was here for dashcon I was here when the notes disappeared I was here back when those superwholock chain posts of fucking up non believers were taken seriously and through every single one I have done fuck all. I have not changed a goddang thing. I waited for the end and the end never came. I do not plan on changing my status quo now. either things will go on as they always have and in six months time Iāll be here watching staff announce that anyone with over 1000 followers are being monitored or I will have been physically deleted from this wonderful stupid fucking website and either way Iām gonna go out posting pictures of my cat
Buckeye burl wood double dyed with resin. (Source)
I want my entire life to be made of it
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Never forget
Character development
This is exactly what Steve would have wanted
the holy grail
wrong
im sure i am missing some but weāre getting there
baby boomers: climate change & bisexuals arenāt real also iām better than u
gen x: !!! kids these days are spending too much time on the phones!! theyāre faking the depression & anxiety !!
millennials: people need to realize the importance of our truths and struggles; rent prices, shitty education, decreased job opportunities, and discrimination, are causing genuine problems among todayās population
gen z: ok iām ready to eat fruit, be gay, go to the moon, and die lets go fuckers
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Pepperony Week 2018:Ā Day 3: Favourite underrated moment
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If āHozierā and āFlorence + the machineā ever did a collab, it would be so dangerous to listen to anywhere apart from the middle of a forest, as moss would just start appearing around you, and branches would just grow from any surface you looked at
my favorite thing about this post is the quotations because they imply that these two are something other than what they tell us and thatās exactly what ageless dieties of the forests would do
I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesnāt need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it
Violets are Blue
Michael Jackson sang Thriller
lmao omg
Ha haā¦ I hate this site
