Prim and (un)Proper

Hewwo! Do you like Gearlooses? Do you like Gearlooses from all over the Duck multiverse? How bout a pair of twins, split apart by a feud fueled by intolerance in the 1920s? What about a traveling inventor, struggling with undiagnosed PTSD in a time where it didn’t even have a definition? Or even a soft-hearted chicken, who just wants to invent things to help people, even when they blow up in his face?

Help start a thread with a little help from these prompts! Feel free to change the pronouns as necessary.

"He bought you with pretty trinkets and sweet words, and you gave yourself so easily."

"Frankly, I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that you said that, or the fact that you said that longingly."

"I'll never understand what you see in me. I guess I'm thankful that love is blind."

"Are you even listening to yourself?! This isn't healthy, even for you!"

"I don't want to have to punish you, but if you keep pushing me then I will."

"Love can be found in the strangest of places, even in chains."

"I'll be okay, I've repressed way worse memories than this."

"Quit trying so hard to be edgy, just be you."

"Your voice sounds like home."

"I can't go back to prison! I still haven't paid back the Irish mafia!"

"Why do you have that?! Why does he have that?!"

"If you can't be good, then be creative."

"Freedom, once surrendered, cannot be easily taken back."

It's like standard ToD, but more extreme.

Send Truth, plus a question for my muse to be forced to answer honestly

Send Dare, plus a dare for my muse to have to perform it

Send Double Dare, a dare, plus another muse's name (or your own muse!) for both muses to perform the dare

Send Promise, and a promise you want my muse to keep, for them to be held to that promise in the near future

!!Please do not tag with ‘#epilepsy warning’!! 

“Go to hell!”

“Resisting arrest?“

“I put a spell on you.”

“I love you, jerkface.”

“Look, I don’t feel so hot.“

“See, I even have the book.“

“This is terribly uncomfortable.“

“I hate it when that happens…“

“They thought I was a real cop!“

“I’ve waited centuries to say that.“

“Look, whatever it is, just tell me.”

“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.”

“Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok!“

“Damn, damn, damn, double damn!“

“Oh, you’re right, you’re always right.“

“Sucking the lives out of little children!“

“Come on, please don’t be sad for me.“

“You know, I’ve always wanted a child.“

“I killed you once, I shall kill you, again!”

“Wait ‘til you see what I’m gonna call you.”

“Pull over! Let me see your driver’s permit!“

“I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.”

“You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!“

“Say what you want; just don’t breathe on me!“

“What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?“

“Look, I’ll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay?”

“I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.”

“Okay that’s it, party’s over! Get out of my house!“

“Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me SICK!“

“You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!”

“It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!”

“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.“

“Oh man, how come it’s always the ugly chicks that stay out late?“

“Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don’t think there’s gonna be a problem.“

“Otherwise it’s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?“

“I’m not going up there. My friends at school told me all about that place. It’s weird!“

“Well, it says to form a circle a salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.”

“Now you must suffer the consequences! I’m going to summon the burning rain of death!”

“Look just do this one thing for me, and I’ll do anything you say. Please? Please? Please?“

                                                                      “Gadzooks!”

                     Indie Gary the Gadget Guy from Disney’s Club Penguin                                                 Invented by @chrismuses

“Oh no, he died.”

“That’s kinda bad…”

“There’s no one home!”

“Why did the roof shrink?”

“You need a shower, man.”

“Just don’t mind the horse.”

“This sounds so menacing.”

“Go use the secret shower.”

“Why are you okay with this?”

“Oh, we lost  e v e r y t h i n g.”

“She’s not even a real vegetarian.”

“And all it cost was our front lawn.”

“I don’t know why you can do this.”

“Every family needs at least one horse.”

“This isn’t Star Trek, we can’t just do that!”

“You can do some horrific things here, too.”

“He should, by all means, be dead by now.”

“They’re protesting the Loch Ness monster.”

“This is what a proper midlife crisis looks like.”

“Ahh, we didn’t really care about him, anyway.”

“Oh my god, how long has this been happening?”

“You just saw a person die. It’s not that big of a deal.”

“The plan is, we’re gonna make an observation tower.”

“How many people are gonna be left alive at this rate?”

“You want some chairs? We’ll get some fuCKING CHAIRS.”

“He’s only got one day left, so we better make tomorrow count.”

“We’re making a moat… we’re making a moat around the house.”

“The cursed room is gone, we don’t have to worry about that anymore.”

“Hello, General.”

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