Gravity Falls - Carpet Diem - sentence starters
1. “Ow! My head! It hit me right in my head!”
2. “Who wants to smear makeup on my face?”
3. “Do you think you could do this somewhere else? You’re laughing at frequencies only dogs should hear!”
4. “You want any of this leftover pizza? It’s got glitter on it.”
5. “We need to lay down some ground rules if we’re going to be living in this room together.”
6. “Washing clothes is a waste of time! I’m a busy _____!”
7. “Okay, that’s it, that’s the final straw! Maybe we shouldn’t share a room anymore.”
8. “Fight! Fight! Fight!”
9. “Here’s how it’s going to go down: whoever sucks up the hardest gets the key to the new room.”
10. “All these chores will be worth it when I get this room.”
11. “I’m going to win this room somehow, and when I do I’ll finally have my own space, and we’ll never have to share anything ever again!”
12. “Why are you wearing my clothes? And my… face?! Am I in your body?”
13. “Great, just what we need. More ______ weirdness.”
14. “This is stupid! Sharing a room was bad enough. Now we’re sharing bodies?”
15. “Yes! I should do out-loud wishing more often.”
16. “Come on. My _____’s age-inappropriate romance novels aren’t going to read themselves.”
17. “No! Don’t eat me! I’m a _____ trapped in a _____’s body!”
18. “And now you know where babies come from.”
19. “Finally standing up to me, huh? Ha ha! I love it!”
20. “I’ve made up my mind. The room belongs to you.”
21. “_____ has the voice of a robot.”
22. “It’s over, ______. ______ gave you the room.”
23. “Wait a minute. You can’t have the room… if you can never get in!”
24. “Fine, I was lying! I’ll give you a raise! Just… never do that again.”
25. “All I know is that if you shuffle your feet on this carpet, you can switch bodies or whatever.”
26. “I am a boy now! What’s up, bro? Let’s grow some mustaches.”
27. “Wow! Now I have tiny little doll hands!”
28. “Come back! I wanna deep-fry your ears!”
29. “Give me my body back!”
30. “Well, I guess I’m a pig now. So that’s a thing.”
31. “My horoscope didn’t say anything about this.”
32. “What’s with you? Why do you need that room so bad?”
33. “I never wanted to move out.”
34. “Hanging out with you this summer has been fun, but now you’re always with _____, and I’m just… left behind.”
35. “Yeesh, this carpet’s ugly.”
36. “Finally. My own room.”
37. “Hey, um… do you want to have a sleepover?”
38. “Look, _____, I’m playing a little bit of catch up, here. I was in a _____’s body for most of the day. What’s going on?”
