Hell yeah. Nuke me, babe.

TEEN PRESIDENT IMPEACHED AFTER 2 MONTHS IN OFFICE DUE TO BAD GRADES

god i hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny

I swear to god every time I see this post within 24 hours some huge catastrophic news story breaks

[If I knew that a fascist was a great poet I’d shoot him anyway]

op some of my mutuals are in middle school how does this make you feel

you guys need to get off of here for real its not good for you

reblog for something very lgbt to happen to you on nov 5th

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

make your own post

Tumblr really has changed. There’s not a single Supernatural gif or even a reference to dean/cas on this post. are we really all too proud to remember our past?

I love that my beautiful and amazing mutuals are too intimidated to shoot their shot with me...meanwhile, cervixsmasher69420 is in my asks trying to talk me into following his cuckolding bbc blog every damn day

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it