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here is part two of taylor swift's newest album! we are halfway there! as always i've edited certain things to work better for roleplaying purposes and feel free to change pronouns as needed! enjoy! xo

TRACK EIGHT - FLORIDA!!! FT. FLORENCE + THE MACHINE

you can beat the heat, if you beat the charges too

they said i was a cheat

i guess it must be true

my friends all smell like weed or little babies

this city reeks of driving myself crazy

little did you know your home's really only a town you're just a guest in

i'm barricaded in the bathroom with a bottle of wine

well me and my ghosts, we had a hell of a time

yes, i'm haunted but i'm feeling just fine

and your cheating (romantic relationship) disappeared, well no one asks any questions here

well no one asks any questions here

and in my mind, they sink into the swamp

little did you know your home's really only the town you'll get arrested

i need to forget so take me to (city/state/country)

i've got some regrets i'll bury them in (city/state/country)

TRACK NINE - GUILTY AS SIN?

my boredom's bone-deep

am i allowed to cry?

i dream of cracking locks, throwing my life to the wolves or the ocean rocks

i'm seeing visions, am i bad? or mad? or wise?

what if he's written "mine" on my upper thigh only in my mind?

oh, what a way to die

i keep recalling things we never did

how i long for our trysts

without ever touching his skin how can i be guilty as sin?

how can i be guilty as sin?

i keep these longings locked, in lower case inside a vault

someone told me there's no such thing as bad thoughts, only your actions talk

only your actions talk

we've already done it in my head

why does it feel like a vow we'll both uphold somehow?

they're gonna crucify me anyway

what if the way you hold me is actually what's holy?

they don't know how you've haunted me so stunningly

i choose you and me, religiously

TRACK TEN - WHO'S AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME?

you don't get to tell me about sad

if you wanted me dead, you should've just said

nothing makes me feel more alive

who's afraid of little old me? you should be

the scandal was contained

at all costs, keep your good name

you don't get to tell me you feel bad

is it a wonder i broke? let's hear one more joke

we can all just laugh until i cry

i was tame i was gentle till the circus life made me mean

don't you worry folks we took out all her teeth

so tell me everything is not about me, but what if it is?

they'll say they didn't do it to hurt me, but what if they did?

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

i'm always drunk on my own tears, isn't that what they all said?

TRACK ELEVEN - I CAN FIX HIM (NO REALLY I CAN)

the jokes that he told across the bar were revolting and far too loud

they shake their heads, saying "god help her"

i can fix him, no really i can

i could see it from a mile away a perfect case for my certain skillset

he had a halo of the highest grade, he just hadn't met me yet

come close, i'll show you heaven

trust me i can handle me a dangerous man

TRACK TWELVE - LOML

who's gonna stop us from waltzing back into rekindled flames?

we were just kids, babe

i don't mind, it takes time

i thought i was better safe than starry-eyed

i felt aglow like this, never before and never since

you and i go from one kiss to getting married

in your suit and tie, in the nick of time

you lowdown boy, you standup guy

you told me i'm the love of your life

who's gonna tell me the truth when you blew in with the winds of fate, and told me i reformed you?

well, you took me to hell too

a conman sells a fool a get-love-quick scheme

i felt a hole like this, never before and ever since

you shit-talked me under the table

i wish i could un-recall how we almost had it all

are they second-hand embarrassed that i can't get out of bed 'cause something counterfeit's dead?

it was legendary

it was momentary

it was unnecessary, you should've let it stay buried

what a valiant roar, what a bland goodbye

i'm combing through the braids of lies

i'll never leave

i'll still see it until i die

you're the loss of my life

TRACK THIRTEEN - I CAN DO IT WITH A BROKEN HEART

i can read your mind

she's having the time of her life

i can show you lies

i can handle my shit

babe you've gotta fake it 'til you make it

they said "babe you've gotta fake it 'til you make it" and i did

lights, camera, bitch, smile even when you wanna die

i can do it with a broken heart

i'm so depressed i act like it's my birthday, every day

i cry a lot but i am so productive it's an art

you know you're good when you can even do it with a broken heart

i'm miserable! and nobody even knows!

try and come for my job

TRACK FOURTEEN - THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED

was any of it true?

who the fuck was that guy?

did you try to buy some pills from a friend of friends of mine?

i don't even want you back i just want to know

i don't miss what we had

you didn't measure up in any measure of a man

were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?

did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed?

were you writing a book?

were you a sleeper cell spy?

because it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden

i would've died for your sins instead i just died inside

and you deserve prison but you won't get time

you crashed my party and your rental car

you said normal girls were "boring"

you are what you did

char's 2k celebration ⤷ 🦋 + monica/rachel or chandler/joey for @laurabenanti

* a compilation of silly things said between me and my friends on discord. change pronouns as needed. some triggering or inappropriate content may be present.

you took one look at it and decided it was so sexy i couldn't have done it

she's an everything bagel bitch isn't she

strike first, strike hard, hydrate yourself

i'll go full gremlin

YOU ARE SUCH A LITTLE SHIT

they saw each other, asked 'is anyone going to loathe him?' and didn't wait for an answer

i only write with hotties

okay baddie!

the gasp that i gusped

that is a big part of it and that is why my therapist hates you

they're called wisdom teeth because if you were wise you'd die before having to have them removed

look i can't wait for her to get stabbed

i said infiltrate the enemy not penetrate the enemy

i'll have fun in my mojo dojo danish casa house by MYSELF

it's not traumatizing enough, there needs to be PAIN

i can't math, i'm bi what do you want from me

but who are we shit talking? is it me? that bitch deserves it i know

you are? i are too

hey buddy. name. buddy. bud. fuck you

i had to, how you say, share the wealth

she's never mean to me and i just get to watch and giggle, it's a win win

oh my god can we both be bears

you can't divorce me we have a soul tie silly

we shared the trauma because we are all in this together

this is so anxietycore of us bye

i think she had some repressed emotions

it was not mindful or demure

for better and worse. we're all demons together. holding hands evilly.

ah beans my arm has been twisted

son no he'll kill you!

is this the start of your hear me out cake? because immediately no

he's like a stale peep

play tonight or die

if i can scare men into leaving me alone that's a win for me personally

want me to stab her? it'll be a baby stab. not fatal

you don't know our inventory!

can you humble my best friend, she's mean

they can metaphorically tell me in dumb words because what the shit

we love self deprecating kings!

don't want to disappoint santa . . . or jesus

kiss it better and we're even

am i killing my organs?

took my valium cheers lmfao

for legal reasons this is a joke

i don't think i'm the only one whose name is bitch here!!!!

our new names are bitchy and bitchier, and i don't know who bitchier is

you wanna like .... pick who goes into hell

netflix has put the age limit of gilmore girls as 10+ because of the "horror" elements. what horror netflix? the horror of becoming your parents?

hello, i am born and bred in the asshole factory

yes i will pet you like a moth

he is both slim and shady

in fact I am going to BECOME a capybara. not just be around them

life is a horror movie

WHY DO WE HAVE A KNIFE

oh is grandpa gonna commit a murder?

i have no words. i am shooketh

quit crying over the hunger games

the cobra koolaid tasted like booty anyway

i barely tolerate you

but name missa love you

he's crispy and hard on the outside but still soft and gooey on the inside

YOU KILLED YOUR WIFE. AGAIN.

can i hide in your closet and will you bring me snacks?

hey assholes. we don't beat up our friends

this show stresses me out

STACKEDIARIES | april 22nd | “miss mystic falls”

“I actually won!”

yeah, well, this is all we have. everyone else is worried about college, but for us, this is our last chance to win big. yeah, i mean, you’ve already done something big. you won the all valley. yeah? it doesn’t count. silver paid off the ref. it's still better than always coming in second.