marshall dixon

im the smartest mostest big brained guy around

Howard just took his inhaler after tripping over a pebble on the curb.

howard just went to the law library to look up a case to prove ONCE AND FOR ALL that jimmy mcgill is a huge bitch, but the dust from all the obscure case law books made him need his inhaler, and he stood there leaning against the bookshelves for 15 minutes trying to catch his breath.

howard hamlin just took his inhaler after…being shot..in the head? his head hurts? why is it bleeding? he can’t breathe, oh god he can’t breathe, where’s his? where is it? why doesn’t it taste like anything? he can see the floor through his hand. he’s a ghost. fuck he’s a ghost oh god he’s dead what the fuck. there’s a light, and it’s bright, and hot, like he’s been launched into the sun. he doesn’t know what’s going on and he can’t breathe and everything feels like it’s on fire.

howard just took his inhaler after using superglue to bedazzle it with dollar store gems. the fumes made him lightheaded.

howard just took his inhaler after arguing with himself in the shower for a solid 45 minutes.

howard hamlin looks like the gay Ken doll from 1993 that was called back for being gay.

Anyway he looks like Howard Hamlin.

howard just took his inhaler because he is sick. the summertime heat is really doing a number on him 👍