I say the stupidest shit imaginable to whoever I want and I just get away with it

But at a cost

No I do it for free

Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that

don’t worry about it

left brain right brain but it’s bo burnham and john mulaney

Converse are neither waterproof, nor warm, nor comfortable but dammit if they don’t look good

I love my 1920s factory worker shoes

My chiropractor says the lack of arch support is ruining my knees

i get dicked down

but i get it up again

as a soon to be marine biologist i must agree that they ARE and it is AMAZING

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