Porcelain Doll Christine

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

i would pay one billion dollars to flash an image of a skull on every screen in the world for .25 seconds

I would pay 1 billion dollars to end global imperialism.

....ok lol goes back to drawing a cardinal

it sucks once toddlers can communicate more clearly because you can go "we're sharing" and they'll just outright say "no". like okay i'll go kill myself I guess

The silver trail that snails leave behind what is it

Profitable

I need to contact a few associates.

The phrase "tranny mafia" is so fucking funny I can't stop using it every time there's like more than 2 of us in any location like WE RUN DA SHOW BAYBEEEEE

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

Im sorry but you need to come in person for a checkup to make sure you actually need the medication you’ve been taking for 8 years

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

Bottom scientists as well