twitchin_thru_life

Me trying to get the boys.

When the bartender tries to cut the squad off

When you stayed out til three and forgot you have to pull a double the next day.

What my pants tell me daily.

Telling stories that embarrass friends.

When people call me fat.

That moment when you're talking to one of your guy friends and he says he doesn't think he should trust anything you give him...

My thoughts as I look at the guys on dating sites...

My response to my life.

Thoughts that go through my head when customers walk in.

How I'm feeling at work right now

When someone is searching for a word to describe you.

When I get a migraine one day and then my period starts the next...

When I stupidly ask a question in all politeness and the person goes into wayy too much detail about it

When someone is taking something entirely too seriously. ..

When I've literally given all the fucks I have... fuck everything

My friends and I when we show up to the club looking wayy too bougie