#funny response

Ororo: *takes down Sabertooth*

Logan: *says noting*

Ororo: "You were saying..."

Logan: exasperatedly shrugs his shoulders and sighs.

Scott: "You know we were supposed to let him get away that time..."

Kurt: "Yeah, we're not supposed to have that many outtakes remember Ororo?..."

Ororo: "I can't help myself... this is the same one who hurt you all those times right?"

Logan: "Yes, Ro, and he's the same one I told ya about. Yes, we've been fighting since the beginning of creation. Yes, he's hunted me down multiple times, AND YES, I would like to go home... or do you not remember that I only got two hours of sleep last night..."

Ororo: "I did warn you about shooting today. It was you who said 'just one round'... you should know by now what happens whet either one of us says that."

Logan: "Can't say it wasn't a good one though." He smirks at her

Ororo: "Which one?" She turned and smiled back to him.

Kurt: "Mein Gott, are we going to do zis every time?? I had zings I vanted to do today, but thanks to you two, it's never going to happen..."

Logan and Ororo look at him blankly, then turn back to each other.

Scott: "I don't want to sound like a jerk, but you two always bring your personal life to work... especially when you talk about sex. Man, I mean, the times you get into it are so nasty man, come on! I'm married, and my wife looks at you (pointing to Logan) like you're a piece of choice, beef!! And I can't get her to stop thinking about you. If I catch her speaking your name in her sleep, you're a dead man! I swear to fuck Logan!!"

Logan: "Hey, it's your own damn fault that you're not as sexy as I am. I didn't get this body by just sitting around like you do all day! Looking at the news, you think you can change a damn thing?!"

Scott: "I know I could!!"

Victor: "Uhmmm..."

Logan: "CAN IT CREED!!"

Victor and Kurt share a look, Kurt ports over to Ororo, whispering something in her ear, she then strides over to the two arguing men.

Ororo: "Scott." She says simply, then steps to her side, grabbing Logan mid sentence, pulling him away, then twirling him, dipping him gracefully and kissing him senseless.

The two slowly escape arousal, and Logan drifts back to the moment.

Ororo: "Scott I will be taking him from here."

Scott: "Good." He rolled his eyes at both of them and walked off to the corner, the director slowly removes his hand from his face and focuses on them.

Ororo: "Baby, let's finish this up so we can let everyone and ourselves go home, ok sweetheart?"

Logan: Sighs and slumps his shoulders,

"Sure, Ro... let's."

Ororo: looks out the side of her eye seeing Jean and gives her a look anyone could translate to: come near my man, and you will die. No one but her saw the flash of terror that went through the woman at the warning.

Director: "All right, let's make this the final shoot for today, guys!"

Victor: "Can I actually take a small break?"

Ororo: "What was that Victor?..."

Victor: "...Nevermind..."

Just chilling in my dishwasher

Shampooing my grass

Feeding my pet rock

Drowning my fish

Flossing my hair with teeth

Giving my fish a bubble bath

Eating kids

𝐁𝐚𝐣𝐢'𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐦: Where are you?

𝐁𝐚𝐣𝐢: I'm coming hoe

𝐁𝐚𝐣𝐢: home* ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ

𝐁𝐚𝐣𝐢: Home! ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ

𝐁𝐚𝐣𝐢: HOME ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ

𝐁𝐚𝐣𝐢: F*cking piece of sh*t

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