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Not today Justin
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roma★
#extradirty
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@tarniilee
In dedication to all those who are struggling in silence. Know you are not alone and that it is ok to reach out.
(please do not edit or crop out my credit, this is a photo and poem taken and created by Tarni Lee) ((flowers are from the internet))
This is so important especially during this time we are living in.
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dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?
me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss
me: *takes sip*
me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started
I'm actually a prophet in a cave in 7000 BC being shown all this as a cautionary tale
It's so fun and cool and sexy to think about how major corporations would completely dissolve like sugar cubes in hot water if we just didn't go to work
Hoo boy was this a post or what
Actually I think they’ll be ok 🙃
Not everywhere is handling this as shittily as the US, ya dingus
#this is important because we have to remember #we have to remember it *did not have to be as bad as it was*
New Zealand has now completely eradicated COVID-19 - no active cases and no new infections. (They’re not alone - Iceland did it too.) They are safe and back to normal life. No more lock downs. No more social distancing. Stores, restaurants, public transportation - all fully reopened. Weddings, graduations, and birthday parties are once again being celebrated. Their leaders are now shifting their focus to economic recovery. And they achieved it with just 1,504 cases and 22 deaths reported nationally.
Many have applauded the announcement, including Helen Clarke, a former prime minister of New Zealand, who posted on Twitter: “Clear leadership & an engaged public have produced this result.“
New Zealand had 0.45 deaths per 100,000 people, and a 1.5% fatality among COVID-19 cases. By contrast, the US has had 35.05 deaths per 100,000 people and a 5.6% fatality among cases. [source] And that’s just so far (6/13/20) - it will get worse, with the pandemic still raging and infections still spiking.
I have seen too many people resigned to this dismal response as unquestionable fact, saying things like ‘there’s nothing to be done’ or ‘we just have to tough it out’ or ‘America’s had the best pandemic response in the world’. One person asked me, ‘they’re doing everything they can, what more do you want?‘ This. This is what I want. Competent leadership that makes fact-based decisions and values expertise. Strong leadership that values human life over money. Decisive leadership that acts to mitigate a crisis, not inflame it.
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what on earth
please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this
watch it
PLEASE
tchaikovsky is proud
In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.
where did my teenage years go? (playlist)
it feels so scary- getting old
a mix that started with the panic of turning 20, then it happened and it was fine actually
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| That’s…. not how that works
This woman deserves an oscar
same energy
Today’s letter is F.
And that’s a
FUCKING
EXCELLENT
IDEA!!!
I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out
[Retweet]
Am I the only one that will drink my coffee even after it’s gone cold? Why is that such a no no thing.
Like Sharon listen I paid $7 for this coffee and didn’t get a chance to drink it if you think I’m going to just throw away that $7 because it’s cold you’re wrong.
My mother would be disappointed in me wasting the goddamn milk.
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If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my-
Aries: ability to make last-minute plans when a sudden urge to go out pops up, and my lack of patience for people who can’t decide where to go
Taurus: secret sensitivity under a tough layer of unflappability, and inability to focus on anything else when i’m in a bad mood
Gemini: habit of distracting myself with random things that catch my eye, but demanding your attention nonetheless
Cancer: unexpected lashing out when i’m tired or stressed, then 1 hour later, my constant apologies to know if we’re still okay
Leo: need for our relationship to be a whirlwind romance full of sweeping moments, love confessions and emotional rollercoasters
Virgo: need to be alone after minor work failures and also an intense desire for you to distract me from the pressing daily issues that haunt me
Libra: ability to spend a discretionary fund on vanity products and clothing within 30 minutes as a distraction from personal, deep-rooted issues
Scorpio: “you’ll never see me cry” mentality coupled with an expectation that you, too, would kill for our love, like I would
Sagittarius: reluctance to rely on you for anything and extreme discomfort when talking about deeper emotions
Capricorn: carefully planned schedule and working routine that i will not abandon for an hour of spontaneous romance
Aquarius: extremely friendly approach to romance because of my fear of opening up on a deeper level
Pisces: need to fully experience every human emotion ever and fluctuating emotional states depending on who’s around me
It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)
all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg
