well how do you fig, newton?

every august without fail is like i will give you some of the most beautiful golden summer moments of your life but also you will be thinking about childhood and loss constantly. it will always be either 5pm or 2am

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

i make decisions n then i’m like . is this even what i Want

Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women

I said something embarrassing they are going to kick me off earth

the five love languages are the brushing of fingertips, sarcasm, exploring magical forests, pizza, and late night drives

the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans

Y’all callin everything gay now huh. One literally hated the other 😂

you have no idea what you’re talking about. cary elwes literally said their characters were in love at sawcon🙄

uh ... what's sawcon....

sawcon this cock

it's so sad that prince philip died of ligma 😔

Damn i thought he died of updog