Any window with a hammer is also an emergency exit

please tell me that everyone else also scrolled down, saw the caption on the second photo, and scrolled back up to double-check

this website really is you and your seven mutuals

And even if they can't... Do male bathrooms not have any toilets at all anymore??? what.

We stopped trying to buy cat beds because the cats just pull drying kitchen towels down and sit on those

Kneading mat made for kitty comfort? No. Stolen kitchen towel from the stove handle? Yes.

We just let them do it at this point. Stealing the towels must be a form of enrichment for them or something and it reminds us to wash our towels more frequently.

I bought Ollie a bed and he refused to use it so I commandeered it for a chair cushion. Only when it was throughly broken in did he deign to nap upon it. I think its a combo of "smells like home" and "good location"

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

"Pandemonium" always seemed excessive to me. Like. All of them?

"Folks the air in the stadium is electric tonight, it is Every Single Demon."

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

often i am scared for no reason or several reasons

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right