MarshmalloBoy

blorbo sickfic that turns into a possession fic halfway through

WHAT IS THE POINT OF INVENTING FAKE PEOPLE IF YOU CAN'T GIVE THEM TRAUMA?

every time a female character gets called the mom friend i shoot another hostage

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

having a favourite animal you're associated with rules because people will send you beast related things and it'll make your day everytime

I know there was a medieval squire boy who loved being late to work as much as I do

“But North Korea has a cult of personality” and we depict our founding fathers as angel-like beings blessed with the divine vision of a great nation built on earth that will spread its light to all corners. Like literally. We painted that on the ceiling of our capital building.

I love that opera sits in this limbo where it's extremely well-known but not really beyond a surface level recognition, so you get commercials for makeup or whatever to the tune of the I Hate Women So Much It's Unreal aria